#vampire!joker

@arelyhb @theartofimagining13 @paigeletohiddleston the beginning is from a dream I had a while back :) Notes: (Vampire!Joker) Just a little something I got up with, not so good, but I got inspired by these:

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The Joker stopped his car at the entrance, right as Harley and a boy exited the club.

   "Come on now sweetie!" Harley said in a flirty voice. "Mistah J is waiting for us!"  "Mistah J? Who's that? I thought we were going to your place?" The boy said. Harley opened the passenger door to the purple Ferrari and shoved the boy in the backseat. "Mistah J! I got you a present! This is... Ehh... Jack?!" "Excellent Harley, Always my good girl!" The Joker said and kissed Harley passionately. "Excuse me? I thought we were gonna fu.." "Shhh Jackie, Harley is mine. And I don't SHARE." The Joker growled. "Now be a sweet pet and shut up. Harley's getting a gift from me, and then we're going home, I haven't eaten in many days" The Joker smiled, showing his long, gleaming fangs. He started the engine and drove away. "Wwhat's wrong with you people? You're fucking crazy! You can’t just take someone and, and..." Jack, sounding afraid, crouched away in the small backseat. "We're BAD guys, that's what we do!" Harley said, laughing with the Joker. "Honey, since you brought me a gift, I'm going to give you one back. But it's a surprise, so close your eyes!" The Joker said. "Oh Puddin, where are we going? I hope I get to break something!" Harley said, really enthusiastic.

The Joker stopped his car outside a closed jewellery shop. "Honey, you can look now. You can choose what you want from there!" "Mistah J! I love you! I want everything!" "Then go get it Harley! I'm going take a snack while your at it!" The Joker said,smiling. Grabbing Jack and sinking his fangs in his neck. "Oh boy, oh boy!" Harley squealed, jumping out of the car and grabbing her baseball bat. She smashed the display windows, setting off the alarm. After a while she got back in the car, multiple necklaces hanging round her neck, and her purse stuffed with rings, bracelets and diamonds. A faint sound of police sirens were heard and the Joker kissed her, all bloody from his "snack".