#valyrianshitpost

modern au where tywin is a master chess player and has never lost (he came a few times close but out of mysterious reasons he always won) comes to a family dinner with the starks, baratheons and lannisters. the evening is terribly boring until he sees robb playing chess with tommen. tywin walks over and is like “let the old folks show you what real chess looks like” and pushes tommen away so he could play. he lost and lost and lost. until they’re sixed round when tywin snapped and threw the chess board into robbs face. robb had a broken nose and a massive fight ensured

I’m a fan of every Daeron Targaryen except for Daeron the Daring and I think that entitles me to financial compensation.

Jon Snow has to stop hoarding all the father figures, he has like fifteen and they’re dying like flies

a long time ago eddard stark was an young adult, then jon screamed “IM THE YOUNG DRAGON” and he started aging like a sim

currently listening to the asoiaf audio books in german and you can’t believe how funny i find the line “traitorous squid!” in german because the word for squid is tintenfisch wich means inkfish. i just can’t stop thinking about “veräterischer tintenfisch!”

playing with lyanna stark in the sims and i think im gonna get her an abortion

to further fit into the theme of not belonging to any side jon snow will in wow come out as non binary through wich they will be able to leave the nights watch as they are no longer a man

tonight i dreamed that twow came out and in it dany was breaking into prisons with howland reed and quentin martell that where made of slime but then they where in a light house and reconstruction a coffee mug to travel back in time but they would always reset and then they finally got it they got back in time and heard lyanna stark talking about cutting off ears and then they reset again