#valtis

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Immediately begins to shimmy when Maroon 5 comes on: Depends, Valerie loves the band in general so she can rock out to the entire album. If it’s one of their singles that plays on the radio ninety times in nine minutes, then Curtis has a good chance of belting out the lyrics to Moves Like Jagger.

Wakes the other up at 3 AM demanding pancake: Valerie, she has this habit of doing so from when her mom was alive. Curtis humors her, he thinks it’s cute. Depending on how long he’s been sleeping for he will either make her pancakes or take her out to McDonalds and get some hotcakes and hashbrown.

Sends the other unsolicited nudes: Both, but theirs are different. Valerie’s is very classy, pin up girl poses and Curtis’s–since they’re unsolicited–are humorous like comparing his manhood to a spork.

Brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past a yellow belt: Curtis, he likes to keep Valerie on her toes and put her in non lethal chokeholds. Once she breaks out he does poses from Karate Kid and tells her to come at him.

Comes to a complete halt outside of bakeries/candy stores: Believe it or not, it’s Curtis. But not because of his sweet tooth, he just loves getting little treats for people he likes. So he’ll buy Valerie some Jelly Belly beans and drops off some snickerdoodles for the Crimson office. Valerie thinks it’s really cute.

Blows sarcastic kisses after doing shit: One word: Spencer. Maybe two if you didn’t catch my drift: Valerie Spencer.

Killed the guy (also which hid the body): Valerie killed and Curtis hid. I can’t see Valerie willingly hiding a body.

Wears the least clothing around the house: Curtis, Valerie’s accustomed to living with her mom and having to appropriately cover up. And then she lived with Carly and Bobby, so being at Curtis’s place and not having to immediately put one a robe is strange.