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Turkey Cassidy

If my family does the go around and say what you're thankful for thing, is it in bad taste to say I'm thankful for Jay White getting choked out?

I am a huge HUGE sucker for monsters, but I'm not sure what type of monsters tickle this audience's fancy so lemme just describe my fantasy:

You discover a monster somewhere in the unknown, a slim lanky wendigo thrice your height, lying down on the ground, sleeping. Before you run away, you hear its stomach growling loudly, as the monster does a loud *snRRK* and licks his tongue, before continuing to doze off. Clearly it's dreaming about food, as the cacophony of hunger is alluring even from a distance, before you eventually walk up close, climb up on top of the cryptid's sunken belly, laying your ear on it whilst rubbing it with both your hands, enjoying the fluff and flesh on your palms whilst being treated with a loud, unending montage of the most twisted, borderline disturbing noises a stomach could ever make, yet still appealing to you. The cryptid seems to be enjoying it too, its quiet purr rippling through your skin and it licking its tongue more and more, gnawing at itself. Whatever fate you'll end up being is up to you, the reader. :)