Funnies with my favourite three sillies
Vah'nya: Have you ever had the urge to push someone on the escalator so that everyone just tumbles down like dominoes?
Ezra: Wow, I hadn't thought about it until you mentioned it...
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Ezra, after listening to Thrawn's speeches: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Che'ri: Were you in prison?
Ezra: In all my 26 years of life, NO.
Ezra: What's up with that?
Che'ri: And what does that have to do with the beholder?
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Che'ri: I didn't like that company. They seem a bit lacking in intelligence, without any soul, and their jokes just don't hit the mark
Che'ri: I don't know how to explain it...
Vah'nya: They don't drink?
Che'ri: Yeah...
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Vah'nya: Are you busy tomorrow?
Ezra: Not much
Vah'nya: Shall we go catch lizards after we swell with hawthorn?
Ezra: I'm in
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Ezra: I’ve got an idea!
Che'ri: We’ve already had something similar before
Che'ri: We ended up in detention for three whole days
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Che'ri: I love you
Ezra: Huh?
Che'ri: I love you
Ezra: Are the Grysks making you say that?
Che'ri: As far as I know: no.
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Che'ri: Will you date me?
Vah'nya: I’m an idiot
Che'ri: Does that mean no?
Vah'nya: It means yes, just don’t complain later
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Ezra: Wanna come to my place?
Che'ri: What’s the reason?
Ezra: Just because
Che'ri: Alright, let’s go
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Vah'nya: Your last names from the small space are so funny!)
Ezra: You'll have my last name soon
Ezra: We’ll laugh together later
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Ezra: Your senior navigator just agreed to be my wife!
Ar'alani: You brought it on yourself. There was no need to hang around here every cycle
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Ezra: Cher-Cher, what’s up with the bottle of cognac being half empty?
Che'ri: That’s because you’re such a pessimist
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Vah'nya: Could you casually talk to him and find out if he likes me?
Che'ri: He’s our damn husband!
Vah'nya: Come on, do me a sisterly favor?
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Ezra: Yesterday we got absolutely wasted with the girls
Ezra: Totally trashed
Ezra: We ran around the academy, yelling obscene ditties. Nei'lon and Edby locked themselves in Eli’s office and had a dance-off battle.
Che'ri: Ez, that’s a kriffing disaster
Che'ri: You know that you're their master, right?
Ezra: I know, I’m at the syndicate right now, on trial...
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Vah'nya (about Che'ri’s messages): You type in caps, and I read it aloud in your voice, like you’re yelling at me
Vah'nya: I’m terrified...
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Che'ri: Wait, did you just flirt with me
Ezra: Been doing it for past two years, but thanks for noticing.
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Ezra: You’re not right in the head
Vah'nya: Do you like me?
Ezra: I love you.
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Che'ri: My taste is terrible...
Ezra and Vah'nya: We’re terrible!
Che'ri: ( ╹▽╹ )
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Che'ri: You called
Ezra: Perhaps
Che'ri: Did you want something?
Ezra: Just to hear your voice
