#v.beta

Which was in fact, barging out the door with a garden hose in hand. He yells “HAHA JUICE!” at the top of his lungs...and then turns the hose on, and lets it loose.

It flies out of his hands due to the sudden stream of juice...and proceeds to spray juice everywhere, likely soaking everyone in the ghost house in the process.

“Imagine that it’s your very last loop, and there’s simply no way to achieve a perfect happy ending. Just to define that--a perfect happy ending would be a journey of zero casualties within your group of companions....”

“Now, you know that your companions are abut to die, and you also know that you have the power to change that. Additionally, you are aware of everything you must do, whatever they may be, to avert each death...However, you only get one chance, and you can only choose one of the fated deaths to avert. For the sake of this scenario, there are absolutely no ways to avert all of them.”