Jun 23, 2016
Hey, what is up with breakfast breath (Dallas) ? Is he always a defensive grandpa? how do you two get along?
“Easy. I am not seeing him much. Besides, we work well together.” Pause. “...Breakfast breath?”
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Hey, what is up with breakfast breath (Dallas) ? Is he always a defensive grandpa? how do you two get along?
“Easy. I am not seeing him much. Besides, we work well together.” Pause. “...Breakfast breath?”
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Do you think you could punch Hoxton harder than I could?
“Hm.. is possibility. You have scrawny arms.”
"No, you twat. I meant- oh forget it. Just snog the guy already. Jesus Christ."
“...Snog? What is snog? And who are you talking about?”
"Bet yer'd love a nice, hot chicken dinner, wouldn't ya mate? Eh? /Eh/?"
“Am more in a steak mood, but food is food, nyet?”
Tell us your favorite Dick joke.
“Oh! I am hearing one the other day that made me laugh. Let me see if I am remembering it properly.
“There was this man that was being very much in love with his girlfriend, enough where he is getting her name tattooed on his dick, so when he was erect, it would say ‘Wendy’ or ‘W Y’ when he is not. They got married, huge happy ceremony and took a vacation to Jamaica where they are having their honeymoon.
“They are enjoying themselves at a club, dancing, having fun, and he goes to the bathroom to use the urinal and another guy comes up next to his. He is hearing about what they say of black men so he is taking a small peek and notice that the man has ‘W Y’ tattooed also.
“He braves talking to him, asks him if he has a girlfriend or wife named ‘Wendy’ and mentions his own tattoo. The guy looks at him, grinning a huge grin and tells him ‘No mon, it says Welcome to Jamaica and Have a Nice Day.’”
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It kinda sounds like you need help getting laid, just ask your pal Jacket, I am excellent at this.
“Somehow I do not believe it, and I am not asking Jacket anything about this.”
would you trust Fury to try and get you laid? previous attempts with other people seem to have failed.
[ Awkward Questions | Accepting ]
“Previous attempt? Feh. Was only one as far as I am knowing. And nyet. I am not needing someone else’s help. That makes things worse.”
Who do you wanna bang ?
[ Awkward Questions | Accepting ]
“Not you, if that is what you are wondering. I am having no one in mind. …Just getting laid at this point would be miracle.”