#uzusane

Tengen Uzui🤲🏻✨👁️👁️

so have this while i cope from the shock:

Zenitsu and Tengen who have to be briefed whenever one of the sirens are going off because of their advanced hearing right?

poor tengen had to have his classroom with the loudest fire alarm in the entire school right above the door. while zenitsu had been in kyogai’s music class (already a mess right?)

one day though, neither of them are told that it’s gonna go off (obviously cause no one knew, what a shock) and the two like twitch almost in unison despite being on different sides of the building

and since the sound was so piercing in both of their ears, they just kind of had to stop moving to be able to put in their earplugs but low and behold, theres too much of shock for them to actually uncover their ears.

Sanemi’s class is passing by when he notices that the door to Tengen’s room looked like it was never opened and he sent his class off to get outside while he went in to make sure the other was ok. When he entered, he found that 6’6 giant on the floor, in almost the fetal position from the pain. it hurt to see him liek this but he had to get him outside and now. sanemi spring into action, quickly making his way over and grabbing the earplugs from tengen’s front pocket and gently coaxing his face to look up at him and it was covered in tears.

He felt his mouth tick into a frown and gestures for the other to remove his hands so he can put the earplugs and when he does, there's the tiniest amount of blood that starting to dribble out and he has to quickly clean it up before placing the ear plugs in and getting him to wobbly stand to get him out of the school.

while on the other hand when the alarm went off, Zenitsu had practically collapsed onto Genya, who was quick to catch him so he didn’t double over and hit the floor. he started to lightly panic cause he didn’t know what to do in the situation and tried to make out what the other was trying to get him to do before he picked him up and practically ran outside with him in his arms.

it was a little awkward looking to say the least, but he took him to the furthest from the building that he could before putting him down and trying to calm him down.

“you know”, zenitsu started shakily, slowly removing his hands from his ears, “you could’ve just grabbed the earplugs from my pocket”.

genya flushed bright red all the way up to his ears and started to profusely apologize when he saw the blood that was on the other’s hands and grabbed the emergency gauze he had in his own pocket, tearing it in half and gently stuffing his ears to try and stop the bleeding.

it’s safe to say that they are now allowed to wear their earplugs whenever it gets too loud for them in the normal day lives.

Tengen as like the sexy Santa for a lingerie store. He basically sits on this fancy chair at the front of the store, his manspreading turned up to the max. to raise sales you know.

Only to find out last minute that they had never professionally hired someone for Mrs. Claus but instead someone that Tengen had known.

He didn't know who it was gonna be until he saw that familiar head of white and a grin had immediately etched its way onto his face. Only for it to falter when he saw what the other was wearing.

It was a much, much shorter version of the typical Christmas dresswear that Shinobu and Mitsuri wear combined and that was saying a lot. The dress was obscenely stretched over his chest and torso (definitely not his size). he could see the tiniest slip of the matching panties. his cock was barely contained underneath the thin fabric. there were black garter belts that connected his panties to the red fishnet thigh highs, with the fuzzy tops he was wearing and his eyes finally went down to his feet where they clad in shiny, black flats.

He looked absolutely delicious.

When Sanemi had finally gotten over the initial embarrassment of having to stand in front of him like this, he leveled with an intimidating glare. at least what he thought was intimidating with the raging blush across his cheeks, "shut the fuck up, uzui".

The other only smiled and patted his thigh, "I didn't say anything", he watched the blush, reach his ears as he slowly made his way over, "Mrs. Claus".

He got flipped the bird for that one.

"Do i have to sit on your lap though?", Sanemi muttered, his knees touching the cushion in between the taller's

Tengen only grinned again, gently taking hold of his waist, "Yeah its part of the protocol", and with that, he gingerly placed him on his lap, facing each other. He moved Sanemi's legs over his to make some more space, "You comfortable?"

The other nodded, his face bright red, "Yeah its fine".

"Good", he wrapped his arms around his waist, making him arch into him, "Cause you're gonna be here for a while".

the uzui’s taking care of him (post-war), the women bustling about making food and getting damp towels and refilling cups of water while tengen remains by sanemi’s side as guard. brushing his hair aside and caressing sanemi’s face, hoping that if he keeps him comfortable there’ll be less struggle. sanemi just being exhausted and gazing up at tengen with eyes that can barely stay open. blinking slowly, then, tentatively, bringing a hand up to tengen’s lips. tengen being all confused as sanemi’s fingers flit over his mouth.

“shinazugawa?”

a breath. sanemi gazes up at him, his expression unnaturally slack. “kiss?” he brings his hand down to his own lips. it takes all of tengen to not keel over, randomly hit with a hammer of uncalled for adorableness—

“can’t, you’re sick,” he says, regrettably. but he almost does it anyway. sanemi looks so disheartened, it’s hard to deny him it. to recompense, tengen leans down and presses a gentle kiss to sanemi’s forehead. that, at least, seems to console him. sanemi settles his arm back under the blanket and closes his eyes.