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a reminder that uu!ClownPierce is canonically missing his balls

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Parrot's new episode. Theo covering Parrot from the rain while he waits for no reason
p.s. check reblogs! it was for a reason
[please don't spoil Parrot's newest upload i haven't watched it yet]
Reminder: Theo saved Parrot's life from Purpled's assassination attempt in the farlands
Theo of his own accord followed Parrot just in case and ended up being right in his suspicions
So if anyone still thinks cartwings have mostly bonded over Theo saving Parrot's life at spawn, they haven't! They had had a past by then, and this even happened while Wifies was alive and around Parrot
I think Theo was lucky to be absent during the director arc, otherwise he'd be dead.
CW: brainwashing, descriptions of psychological and emotional abuse
what if wifies traumatized parrot more
longer
more fucked up
have we already talked about the evilfies × directorfies toxic yaoi? the two apex versions of Wifies
to think about later:
how director could've appeared out of love for evilfies, how can evilfies possibly be in danger
could be just possessiveness. could be a "chosen clone" × evilfies toxic yaoi that keeps the clone jealous, he wants to stay his only clone (something something projecting my autoromanticism)
or them merging. evilfies turning into the director and being a bit more violent ok ok but what if
director turning into evilfies. by starting to clone himself because he needed more guards for paragon. toxic parrot x wifies x wifies x wifies x wifies x wifies x wifies x wifies (x7) <insert ao3 tags> <insert ao3 warnings>
collab of them two / merging all the above, where uu!wifies is a clone recognized by evilfies, able to communicate with them and treated as the best one, thus evilfies helps him become the director and stuff, corrupts him (very toxic)

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guys, I just barely caught a glimpse but at the start of the safe end civ episode, Parrot's spawn is set to a triple bed at Wifies' house. Wifies also has his spawn set there. content
I'm watching the mutiny duo in Clown's escape room episode and i uh. first. why would cc!wemmbu want to subject himself to that. secondly. uu!wemmbu is so forgiving i can't even... he literally just wants freedom and suffers from lack of Zam's trust in him. like. Zam is literally the problem. the zampire, then zampire v2 in beta-Proton, I'd get tired from the constant persecution, I'd be really pissed at Zam for that, and yet? Wemmbu lets Zam go first, lets him escape, lets him run to the portal while Wem stays behind and deals with the problems at hand. literally just a pacifist who wants to be left alone. doesn't even bother asserting justice tbh, he's just trying to gain freedom and safety. very accommodating. i can't
List of all Victims of uu!ParrotX2 and his Friendship Curse
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color coding:
red - direct kills by Parrot + times Parrot has popped the totems of the mafia members, directly leading to their death + major assist kills
green - direct kills of his friends' pets by Parrot's hand
orange - kills by someone else, which are closely connected to their affilliation with Parrot
(blue - times Parrot has killed someone's identity (not killing any player but preventing them from ever using that identity/alias again) )
(pink - times when Parrot or affilliation with him has caused someone to suffer severe deprivation (chunkbans and solitary confinements) )
((purple - like pink, but less severe and/or less direct cases))
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(Wifies - chunkbanned)
((Spoke - chunkbanned))
(Fantst - chunkbanned)
(Merffinn, yungwillx, Peentar, SykerMC, loppezz, ManePear - chunkbanned by the "flycatcher")
((Branzy, Wifies - taken hostage))
((Rekrap, Kenadian, Derapchu, JumperWho, Wifies - locked in Proton & lost their most prized possessions))
(Wifies - chunkbanned)
(Jumper - locked in solitary confinement for hours)
((Wifies, Dean - locked in the mining camp))
LuigiToan
Wifies' camel Jeremy
Dean's dog stiNkY aka Jontavius Higglebottom XIV
Hoirozon - mafia member, voided
Z4YA - gold trim, trapped & instakilled by Parrot & the farmers
Iqcniq
deanthebean9 - mafia member, voided
Yusai_ / Yusaii
Almost all of the farlands civ besides 5 people
(Wifies - fake)
BitOtter - Jumper's spy, slain by her
TruOriginal - blown up with a lagging orbital strike cannon
Nufuli - was the only BAT member to ever hold Parrot's spyglass btw
Wifies(?)
Laxao - Boosfer's goon, squashed by an anvil with Parrot on top
SuperSlime6821 - Boosfer's goon, shot by Parrot with a crossbow firework
(The Invisible Knight - ceased to function under this alias)
Spepticle - executed in place of Parrot
Naparizel - assassinated in place of Parrot
((Theo - imprisoned))
SquigglySamuel_7 - carted by Parrot
Deputy_Ace
District 13 newbies
((LettuceK - imprisoned))
whorlreal - shot by Parrot at spawn on accident
reinforcedLad, starslide - doomed to fall from the ropeway
uhconfirmed:
s1e25/26: 2 (lqcniq, Yusaii)
s24: 4 (chubnub12, DarthSidious95, JerkyDaniels, SillyGoose85)
s2e35: 1 (Laxao)
s2e40: 1 (SuperSlime6821)
assist wemmbu kills - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpNP39w2hEk&list=PLkHqFlg8GA8YHnj1dapA4yIuU_W9m5XvC&index=26 - ThalamusJR +2