So i was just fixing myself some water right, and my dad was in the kitchen as well, when all of a sudden he yells out "hey you"

and im like "what?"

"-comes after T"

Then he just sits there and smirks. I couldn't let that slide without a comeback

"you know what else comes after T? Why."

for a full five seconds, you could see the wheels turning, and then all he says was something stupid about crumpets coming after tea and whatnot.