#stumped him

So i was just fixing myself some water right, and my dad was in the kitchen as well, when all of a sudden he yells out "hey you"

and im like "what?"

"-comes after T"

Then he just sits there and smirks. I couldn't let that slide without a comeback

"you know what else comes after T? Why."

for a full five seconds, you could see the wheels turning, and then all he says was something stupid about crumpets coming after tea and whatnot.

Me: what I’m trying to sleep

Dad: I need your muscles come help me

Me: but I’m in pain and sleeping

Dad: I know, but I need to borrow your strength. Please come help me.

Me: no! That requires me putting a bra back on

Dad:...I’m not sure how to respond to that.

Me: you say ‘okay honey go back to sleep’

Dad: okay honey go back to sleep