#utter defeat

Tfw you yawn and the gum falls out of your mouth

It was a late night, a few minutes pass midnight and I was already at my end's wit. I don't know how much longer i'd last before breathing my final breath. Panting and gasping for the air that my lungs cannot grasp. Sweat, drips down my forehead and crashes onto the ground near my shoes. "I think this is the end" I said during the last moments of my life. I looked up as there was no one but only a single kid smirking at me as if I was a lost puppy he wanted to take home. In a matter of seconds my pride was torn and ripped as the kid rose his arms up yelling out in complete satisfaction and glory. All I could do and look down and bathe in utter misery. The only thing that was said in raging passion, fury burning in my eyes. I slam my hands onto the table I was in front of and repeating the words that was muttered several times over, "Again!" But then it was said, the worse thing ever heard that destroyed what was left of my honor, "Again? You no longer have anything to bet. You've already lost all but your boxers" In utter defeat..I look down as tears flood my eyes as I repeat, "I lost...he bested me..in air hockey"

funny story, one of the dudes in the show had a line that went, "Fires of Mars!" but he could never quite get it and one day he shouted, "Mars...of the fires!" and he was backstage shaking his head in defeat for like twenty minutes and for the rest of the run we didn't let him live that down. this was also the guy that put the buoy costume on and danced with a wooden dolphin for our Harlem Shake. this is why I don't understand men. and now I have to go get ready for rehearsal.

i've been trying to get over the great tomato trauma by eating tomatoes but i just cant do it. the tomatoes have defeated me. i can no longer stomach any more.