So here is a silly idea i’ve had recently. I don’t think i need to present the Rules of the internet. I wondered, wouldn’t it be funny to make a version of those based on the UT community ?
A list of 100 half-serious half-comical rules that when taken together are both something that can give one a good laugh and a good sum-up of the community's unsaid rules and humor.
Only about 50 have been proposed so far, so feel free to give any idea you might have and it might get added in. Thanks !
Here are a few examples of what those rules might look like :
Rule 8 : If you cannot explain something, blame Gaster.
Rule 24 : Nobody ever verifies if Toby Fox actually “said so in a tweet”
Rule 39 : The legendary artifact shall never be claimed by any other than the annoying dog.
Rule 49 : Puns are always funny.
Rule 72 : If a song exists, there is a “Megalovania” version of it.
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GENERATIONS: Lost Links (Book 15) - Chapter Thirty-One is now up on Wattpad! (COMING SOON TO AO3!)
Teaser: Ch. 31
Featured Cast: The Great Papyrus, Foxy Fox, Luca(BB), Jenny(JJ), Puppet Marionette, Jessie Fox, Foxy Junior Fox
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"Nonsense!" Papyrus countered. He knelt down to Luca's level again. "Here, climb onto my shoulders. Then, I want you to hug against my head so I won't bump yours as I climb up." Luca looked confused. "But... won't I fall off your shoulders?" Papyrus shook his head 'no'. "I'll use my blue magic to make sure you remain safe as we climb up, then down, together!" Luca mouthed 'ohh!', promptly taking up the offer and climbing onto Papyrus' shoulders.
Foxy watched on carefully, as Papyrus' magic created a blue glow that covered Luca from head to toe. He was completely, impossibly immobile while Papyrus climbed up into the tree ship. The blue magic faded, and Luca could move again—carefully getting off Papyrus' shoulders.
"That felt weird...!" Foxy heard Luca comment. "Yes, blue magic tends to make you feel heavy." He then heard Jessie ask, "does it be painful?" Papyrus shook his head 'no'. "Perfectly harmless, when used correctly—just as I did." He explained. Foxy began to smile again, remaining idly by while the kids excitedly showed off their new tree-ship to an equally-enthusiastic-Papyrus.
His, admittedly horribly, scribbled note he'd made for himself in the middle of the night had helped jog his memory for the details of the nightmare he'd had been woken by. Keeping again to the quiet of their bedroom for a while, Puppet wrote down what all he remembered from the previous night's dream.
He wrote about the rain, the alleyway, anything else he remembered of his surroundings. The looming figure behind him, who he felt to be actively not acknowledging, and who's speech came off as low, echoing chuckles. The heavy blanket around his shoulders, which he had hiked up without the use of his arms—seemingly recalling to have been hugging his knees to his chest simultaneously.
Puppet also made a special note of how, something about this dream kept bringing his thoughts back to Nat. Aside from his older brother's current situation keeping him on his mind constantly, this nightmare felt like it almost related back to him, in a way.
Thinking about it a moment longer, Puppet had an idea. He flipped back through the pages of his notebook, He reread previous entries about other, strange dreams and nightmares he'd been having. And then, it donned on him,
All of them had that same element. That element that felt to almost connect his brother to whatever these strange, unrecognizable nightmares were.
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