Your fav is problematic (af) : Jasontoddsucks
Likes strawberry flavoured shite
Watches movies just because Cillian Murphy is in it
Laughs at other people misfortune
Has too many piercings so is too cool
Doesn”t have a normal sleep pattern
Has a too good memory (let me live dammit Linda)
Speaks french (only snobs do, look at that)
Outrageous URL
Did i mention the strawberry incident?
Tries to prevent me from drinking coffee
Has cats but wouldn”t give me one
Pretty face hidding sarcastic trash can
This URL is unacceptable
Watches too much Criminal Minds









