#uselessskills

Not gonna lie, my Dollar Store Halloween Village is pretty cute! Zombies, gargoyles, skeletons, Grim Reaper, lighted pumpkins, graveyards, and creepy mansions covered in mist make it all spooky 🧡🖤🎃☠👻😈🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ #ThisIsHalloween #DollarStoreFTW #FinallyDoneRight #LastYearToCelebrateAnything #GottaDoItRight #UselessSkills #TotesAdorbs https://www.instagram.com/p/B3VN-gLgkANZM6WPQ7TQD-dQX31bgNQ3mia26k0/?igshid=9xh1tpe5uvlf

Only the Essentials, y’all 🏆 #playlists #namethattune #music #uselessskills #pop #songpop #songpop2 #rockappreciation #essentialrock #rockessentials @songpopclub @playsongpop https://www.instagram.com/p/CLjdCgTL2yC/?igshid=89q5rjspw0kf

80’s mastered 😎🎷 . #80smusic #cassettetapes #80s #music #uselessskills #playlist #songpop2 #songpop #cassetteculture @songpopclub @playsongpop @_songpop_ https://www.instagram.com/p/CIAAMmmp1C-/?igshid=m2jc0hwe9htm

Mastering the #shadesofgrey playlist is kind of meta, embarrassing too #dontjudgeme #uselessskills #music #soundtrack #songpop2 #songpop @playsongpop @songpopclub @_songpop_ @songpoplive https://www.instagram.com/p/CHojKy5JB1F/?igshid=132essenubzv4

I guess “I miss Living in the 80’s” That’s 3 #playlists down! 🎧🎸 . #uselessskills #beatshazam #app #songpop #80smusic #imissthe80s #80sstyle #livinginthe80s #essentialhits @songpopclub @songpoplive @playsongpop https://www.instagram.com/p/CB1LRZsJKx1/?igshid=19p481elm5yzq

Not that I need it (I hope), but clearly this wing eating skill and being able to eat a crunchy taco whilst driving are skills that should be on my resumé/CV. RIGHT? Right. #uselessskills #butsituationallyuseful #maybe

Achievement unlocked: moonwalking the whole wire. #uselessskills

When the small burger is put in front of me instead of the big one I'm like "do not underestimate my burger eating skills" *determined face* 🍔🍟 😂😂😂 #cheatmeal #burgers #sweetpotatochips #milo #milkshake #uselessskills #melbourne #friday #fatbuthappy #moderationiskey #funtimes #bigbro (at New York Minute)