#usarc

Swim to Shore by The U.S. Army Via Flickr: U.S. Army Reserve Soldiers jump out of a UH-60 Blackhawk, while fellow Soldiers swim to shore, as part of a Helocast event at Mott Lake at the 2019 U.S. Army Reserve Best Warrior Competition at Fort Bragg, N.C., June 27, 2019. This year’s Best Warrior Competition will determine the top noncommissioned officer and junior enlisted Soldier who will represent the U.S. Army Reserve in the Department of the Army Best Warrior Competition later this year at Fort A.P. Hill, Va. (U.S. Army Reserve photo by Staff Sgt. Aaron Rognstad) (Released)

He can jump me anytime.

When I worked for the Army, my official job title was USARC 94th Division CIV MDE. Which, let's face it, sounds fucking badass... unless you know that all it means is "non-military personnel filling out spreadsheets at Fort Devens." There's no moral to this story, I just wanted to talk about how cool my 9-to-5 sounded versus how cool it actually was.