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I also now have an idea of Roy being Chloe's uncle by way of a brother of Roy's who, still believing him to be a hen & thus someone who can watch children, despite the fact Roy underwent a full sex reversal years ago, drops Chloe off at US Acres so he can fuck off & do whatever he wants, but this character, named alternatively Rachel & now Thea, who's Roy's sister, was created 1st & also I don't know how this scene would work out otherwise:

EXT. BARNYARD - AFTERNOON

THEA (in probably her mid-late 20s or so bc I'm just having everyone in this HC AU age at the same speed humans do to make it easier on myself), Roy's sister who's a frayromantic straight hen, is walking back towards the bus stop from dropping off Chloe with Booker, Sheldon, & Orson.

She is spotted by LANOLIN (in her early 20s), a gynesexual (& apothiromantic) lady's sheep of a freemartin (for the purposes of this script, she's effectively transmasc agender) who's definitely interested in the hen, & to that effect Lanolin approaches her with a lusty smirk bc Lanolin is once again using the wrong part of her body as her brain & isn't remotely thinking.

LANOLIN: (flirtatiously | seductively) Hey~, you busy tonight?

THEA: (thoroughly unimpressed) I don't swing in your direction.

Lanolin loses her smile & squints her eyes in a moment of focus after she realizes that she absolutely does look like a ewe to most people.

LANOLIN: (smiling suavely again) How do you know I'm not a ram who's one hell of a crossdresser? Hm?

ROY (late 20s) passes by & stops, looking at Lanolin & visibly pissed.

Lanolin smirks at him as she continues putting the moves on Thea.

Roy looks even more pissed, marches right up to the 2 other animals, & backhands the crap out of Lanolin's head before quickly taking her down & emerging victorious from their fight.

Lanolin's still sitting on the ground, stunned beyond words at Roy managing to kick her ass this decisively this quickly.

ROY: Ok, cotton swab, my sister's off limits. You wouldn't be happy if I put the moves on Bo like that, would you?

THEA: Let me guess, Bo's her (pointing at Lanolin) brother & not into men?

ROY: Not for whatever Lanolin here was planning, no. And he's not into women, either.

He looks scornfully down at Lanolin, who's still sitting on the ground disoriented.

ROY: The nerve of that freemartin, hitting on a guy's sister like that right in front of him. Here, Thea, I'll walk you to the bus stop.

The hen and rooster continue walking to the bus stop together.

GUN RIGHTS COME BEFORE LEFTIST “FEELINGS”: University apologizes for cops citing a student for carrying an empty holster

Thankfully, the University of South Alabama didn’t take long to figure out that free speech rights trump the feelings of those social justice warriors on the Left who like to call the cops on gun rights advocates doing nothing wrong. They like to “SWAT” gun people in the hopes that the police will in the least inconvenience an otherwise law-abiding citizen.  Of course, if the situation goes…

Apparently there are people protesting out in front of the South Alabama Police Department: those who support the USAPD, and those who are protesting against the use of lethal force, i.e., in the case of Gil Collar who was shot in the chest by a police officer and died (Collar was naked and unarmed, and the Mobile PD issued a statement saying he was high on LSD, [they also released other details]).

The University's newspaper The Vanguard's Facebook feed stated that many of the people protesting against USAPD were people from Occupy Mobile, and were shouting Occupy chants along with "Don't shoot me." I think that's mighty brazen to assume a lot of them were from Occupy, unless you happen to ask many of the people there protesting (that's just a personal pet peeve of mine; it just sounds misleading unless you provide more information). You also have people out there holding signs supporting USAPD, with signs saying things like, "UNDER AGED DRINKING AND DRUGS - STOP AND THINK - PRAY." 

Let me just say that everyone out there is a fucking table. Simple fucking mesas. I think there's a lot going on with this issue, but given the circumstances and what few details have been released... Just. No. Stop being stupid everyone. Please. PLEASE. By all means, stay on top of it, let's get coverage, let's keep people accountable. But both sides seem to have extra agendas that aren't helping anyone. Thus, tables. QED.

My Grandfather was an army scout for the United States Army Philippine Department (Not sure of the exact regiment) that relocated to America. The transition into his new assignment was a slow process, so within that period of time he did a bunch of jobs to keep afloat... Like starring as an extra for two motion picture classics:

Frankenstein (1931) - The baller on the right, sitting on the table with the feather in his cap