Background: I made a US Acres OC, Thea?, who's Chloe's mom & Roy's sister
I also now have an idea of Roy being Chloe's uncle by way of a brother of Roy's who, still believing him to be a hen & thus someone who can watch children, despite the fact Roy underwent a full sex reversal years ago, drops Chloe off at US Acres so he can fuck off & do whatever he wants, but this character, named alternatively Rachel & now Thea, who's Roy's sister, was created 1st & also I don't know how this scene would work out otherwise:
EXT. BARNYARD - AFTERNOON
THEA (in probably her mid-late 20s or so bc I'm just having everyone in this HC AU age at the same speed humans do to make it easier on myself), Roy's sister who's a frayromantic straight hen, is walking back towards the bus stop from dropping off Chloe with Booker, Sheldon, & Orson.
She is spotted by LANOLIN (in her early 20s), a gynesexual (& apothiromantic) lady's sheep of a freemartin (for the purposes of this script, she's effectively transmasc agender) who's definitely interested in the hen, & to that effect Lanolin approaches her with a lusty smirk bc Lanolin is once again using the wrong part of her body as her brain & isn't remotely thinking.
LANOLIN: (flirtatiously | seductively) Hey~, you busy tonight?
THEA: (thoroughly unimpressed) I don't swing in your direction.
Lanolin loses her smile & squints her eyes in a moment of focus after she realizes that she absolutely does look like a ewe to most people.
LANOLIN: (smiling suavely again) How do you know I'm not a ram who's one hell of a crossdresser? Hm?
ROY (late 20s) passes by & stops, looking at Lanolin & visibly pissed.
Lanolin smirks at him as she continues putting the moves on Thea.
Roy looks even more pissed, marches right up to the 2 other animals, & backhands the crap out of Lanolin's head before quickly taking her down & emerging victorious from their fight.
Lanolin's still sitting on the ground, stunned beyond words at Roy managing to kick her ass this decisively this quickly.
ROY: Ok, cotton swab, my sister's off limits. You wouldn't be happy if I put the moves on Bo like that, would you?
THEA: Let me guess, Bo's her (pointing at Lanolin) brother & not into men?
ROY: Not for whatever Lanolin here was planning, no. And he's not into women, either.
He looks scornfully down at Lanolin, who's still sitting on the ground disoriented.
ROY: The nerve of that freemartin, hitting on a guy's sister like that right in front of him. Here, Thea, I'll walk you to the bus stop.
The hen and rooster continue walking to the bus stop together.
