UdA Survival Guide – Navigating the Ring Camera Era
Let’s talk about the complete death of privacy (and reflections). 📹👻
Historically, blending in just meant avoiding mirrors at dinner parties. In 2026, every single suburban porch has a high-definition doorbell camera, and your lack of a reflection/thermal signature is going to raise some eyebrows on the Nextdoor app.
If you are a creature of the night attempting to visit a friend, deliver a package, or simply skulk ominously, you must plan for the Ring Camera.
UdA Pro-Tips:
Always walk slightly behind a mortal friend so the camera focuses on them.
Carry a very large, reflective umbrella.
If caught on camera glitching out of reality or lacking a shadow, immediately comment on the neighborhood Facebook group about how "the Wi-Fi in this area makes the video feeds act so crazy lol." Gaslight the neighborhood. It works every time.
