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FAQs:

what’s the deal with the title?

it does what it says on the tin: we swapped some gender! Mika: she/her Stevie: he/they @steviebeastinks

what’s ur gay little podcast about then, wise guy?

we both started HRT just a few months apart, so we launched the show in june 2021 with the intention of chronicling our transitions and exploring the 17 year gap between us! instead, we fucked off and started learning about current events, politics, monsters, mischievous boys, ghosts, creepy things, real life assholes, breakfast, heaven, hell, personality quizzes, and dinosaurs. (and also we talk about being gay and trans or whatever)

where can i find all the personality quizzes you’ve taken?

fear not, the masterlist is right here!

who’s supposed to listen to this, anyway?

we’ve heard that plenty of lgbtq+ people love the show, but it’s not a trans-exclusive experience! cishet people are more than welcome to listen in and maybe learn something along the way. anyone who loves fun (and fun facts!) is welcome :3

is there an overarching plot?? what episode should i start with?

no plot! if you’re looking for suggestions for your first episode, take our (slightly outdated) quiz here! otherwise, a small portion of each episode is devoted to current events, so the latest episode is usually the most relevant!

you’ve piqued my interest! where can i stream??

gender swap is on spotify, apple podcasts, and soundcloud!

i like the show so much that i want to give you money!

wowie! congrats! you need help! here’s our patreon and our merch shop!

frequently used tags:

#uquiz: all the quizzes i might use during Quiz Takers

#tested: quizzes i’ve tested and plan to use during Quiz Takers

#untested: quizzes that have yet to be tested out (dm me if u wanna help be a quiz tester!)

#mail time: asks & DMs ppl have sent us that might go on the Mail Time segment!

#daily question material: questions i plan to use for the Daily Question segment!

Parfait means something different in America than in other places, so if you’re a Yank like me, you may find the description and name of 15-3: Orange Parfait to be a bit of a mismatch. In current-day America, parfait usually refers to a fruit/yogurt/granola cup you might find at Starbucks or McDonalds for an easy breakfast on-the-go. In other places (like France), parfait usually refers to what…

(from back of Stop and Shop granulated sugar bag)

Brownie:

½ cup butter or margarine

3 oz  unsweetened chocolate

1 cup ap flour

3/4 tsp baking powder

1/2 tsp salt

3 eggs

1-1/2 cups sugar

1-1/2 tsp vanilla

Topping:

1/2 cup chopped peanuts

1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips

1/2 cup mini marshmallows

1/4 cup chocolate fudge topping, warm

Heat oven to 350F.  Generously grease 9inch square baking pan.  Melt butter and unsweetened chocolate over low heat in medium saucepan, stirring frequently; cool and set aside.

Combine flour, baking powder and salt in small bowl; set aside.  Beat eggs in large bowl until light.  Add sugar, 2 tablespoons at a time, beating until mixture is thick.  Add vanilla.  Gradually add chocolate mixture to egg mixture.  Stir in flour mixture until blended.

Spread evenly into pan.

Baking at 350F for 25 to 30 min or until edges slightly pull away from sides of pan.  Remove from oven.  Sprinkle toppings over top; drizzle with fudge.  Continue baking for 8 to 12 minutes or until lightly browned.  Cool completely.  Cut into bars.

PSA: This spell utilizes bodily fluids. Always take the proper precautions when dealing with bodily fluids!

This is a spell that just came to me while I was reading an article on blood magick. Now, I know blood magick gets kind of a bum rep, but I don't think people understand how powerful an ingredient blood, semen, and saliva truly are. Keep in mind that a little goes a long way. The essence of you is powerful stuff, so treat it like it is.

Ingredients:

1 candle (Preferably green for fertility, or whichever color symbolizes fertility to you)

1 tablespoon of menstrual blood (from the female hoping to conceive)

1 tablespoon of semen (from male hoping to conceive)

1 tablespoon of anointing oil (if desired)

You may also add any crushed herbs you feel are necessary for dressing the candle.

Steps:

Bless the candle and channel your intent of conceiving, having a strong healthy child, etc.

Inscribe any sigils you would like to include, and dress the candle with a combined mixture of the blood, semen, and anointing oil, making sure to fill in the cracks of any carvings. Continue channeling your intent. Let the candle rest until dry.

Before sex, light the candle in a safe space in the room, letting it burn down completely while you baby make.

Afterwards, thank any Deities/The Universe, and continue channeling good energy.

I should note that this spell is untested. I plan to use it in a year or two when my husband and I try for a child, but if anyone happens to try before I do, I'd ove to hear your results.

Sooo....yeah.  Ten tea blends.  Rei, Makoto, Minako, and Haruka are probably the most changed from the lip balm flavors.  I think I managed to get everyone else’s teas pretty close.  

(also, please check the page and let me know wtf the preview images are doing.  Sometimes they show up with the colors reversed, which while cool, is not what they’re supposed to look like, and I don’t know what setting to change in InDesign to fix it)