#unsolvednatural

there would be a buzzfeed unsolved episode about jimmy novak’s disappearance

so you're telling me that the cw could negotiate an expensive deal to make a scooby doo spn crossover but they couldn't do a buzzfeed unsolved one?? literally all it would have taken would be inviting shane & ryan on set and telling them there'd be a free lunch

so at what point in unsolvednatural do ryan and shane realise that the guy they met on their paranormal investigation who kept teleporting is identical to the guy whose alien/angel related disappearance they covered two seasons of true crime ago

i hear your ice cold unsolvednatural take like the fake episodes that you write in your head being about "sam winchester being a serial killer" this "dean winchester coming back from the dead" that. youre all wrong. shane and ryan would be infinitely more interested in "james novak who went missing then showed up again and declared himself god in a church and killed the pastor and put himself in the stain glass somehow and then went on a killing spree of republicans then went missing again and surfaced under multiple fake identities over the years that he used to do stuff like get a job at a gas n sip or marry a random woman who says hes a gift from god and was maybe in a religious cult and he was also somehow involved with the infamous winchester brothers and impersonated federal agents and maybe kidnapped his own daughter and then later also some random boy who legally doesnt exist and he also committed mass murder" castiel. if you disagree youre lying