#unshod

Gina : Chambers...

Right. Let's is see if you decide that you are Unshod or no.

*throws shuriken*

Gina : Woah! Careful there! have been wearing boots to protect my Unshod looks. As you can see, I have finally made a decision from no shoes policy that I have decided to don footwear anywhere and unshod at home lifestyle.

Gina : I had clean my looks before putting on some stirrups. Not just one flick of a switch.

Gina : I haven't gone Unshod for once in my life, not even one single ounce of this... delicious...life giving... banana liquor! OH MY GOD! I NEED A DRINK SO BAD!

*starts a drinking the liquor*

Gina : Oh yeah! That's so good! I need more! Get it all inside me! GET INSIDE ME-

*later*

Okay, I know what you're thinking but you think that unshod would make you that hazed?

Fuuko : *whistling* Gina what happened to you? You're unshod again.

Drunken Gina : So what? You're not the boss of me, I just happened to be cool with shoes my off.

Fuuko : I could've sworn this stuff was non-alcoholic. It hadn't been like decades worth of drinking.

Drunken Gina : There's a falling object that is a sh*tload of tons.

Fuuko : Where? I don't see it? It's very clever when you-*heard something falling* Oh Mothef-

*alternate take*

Luckily feeling unshod is when you find your shoes off again and then you had to take them off. While going unshod.

Cana Alberona : That's because I am unshod. Some idiots took my shoes and now I'm walking in the streets with no shoes on! Does that ring a bell?

Liz : *holds aching head* Ohh...what happened last night?

Cana Alberona : Did we ever go drunk and had ourselves unshod again?

*wiggle their toes*

Liz : Yep. So much for our looks when it comes to binge drinking.

Cana Alberona : Ugh! This has to stop. Why did anyone have to be an Unshod person.

Lucy : Then why don't you ask this.

*pans to group with bandaged legs*

Cana Alberona : What happened to you guys?

Natsu : We hurt our foot that's what happened!

Cana Alberona : How come you girls like to be unshod in the form of Clear Heart Robe.

Erza : It's because we have to clean them every day and every night. Ours got a manicure.

Them ladies love to get their looks clean.

Lucy : They're like so much better.

Erza : No shirt, no shoes, no problem.

Cana Alberona : Hopefully I don't mind any stuff to get a pedicure or anything, but it'll like to get a few steps back from...

*KICK+CRACK*

Cana Alberona : *grunts* ...!? Let's not partake in any of that!

*flips to Cana with a bandaged*

Cana Alberona : There! Happy?!

Natsu : Now we all learned our lesson to best be at one's self with all the looks since we stubbed or broke our toes with all the torment from that and then what happened...we broke our fall!

Grey : We were glad that we got that out of the hot streak! Good thing we just healed our selves with magic.

*heals their foot with healing magic*

[cues Fairy Tail theme]

Natsu : YEAH!!! THE MACK DADDY OF JUSTICE IS BACK FOR REAL!

Grey : YEAH BOIIII!!!

*Mario and Lugi Jingle : Item Get*

"Natsu and Grey are healed with fully Max HP, Dumbasses"

Natsu : What!?

Grey : Are you kidding me!?

*destroys text box*

Natsu : Stupid text box! You don't have to tell us you imbecile! We can talk you know!

Grey : This ain't no RPG, this is real life dude!

Natsu : For realzies!

*Text box typing*

"Both Natsu and Grey have erectile dysfunction"

*SFX : Record stop*

Natsu : You cheaky bastard.

Grey : RPG is sure is weird around the multiverse.

*text box typing*

"Both Natsu and Grey have dysentary"

Natsu : What? That poisonous effect in people's stomachs? That only happened in Oregon!

Grey : We don't have any-

*cuts to their funerals*

*organ music playing*

Lucy : Well, this did not end well.

Erza : Oh well, can't win them all.

Cana Alberona : Now we all know why having unshod looks feels the same when you're a no shoes girl or a no shoes guy.

Natsu as Ghost : You realized we are dead as losing our bodies.

Grey as Ghost : I have no idea how that happened.

Lucy : At least we still have each other

*textbox typing*

"The Fariy Tail Girls have dysentery"

Lucy : Oh dang it!

Unshod life means an unhappy setting. That's the same way when whose life is Unshod or not, it's a lifestyle in every which way, but loose.

Erza : I feel like this might not be the end of it.

Cana Alberona : Agree.

*the girls dies from dysentery and became ghosts*

Liz : Hey don't leave me hanging I still have an unshod lifestyle, I'm still funny looking with no shoes and...*steps on something* OUCH!

Kirby with Needle Ability : *waving hello* Hi!

The Achilles and Calf: Achieve Posterior Length via Anterior Strength

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  1. Achilles tendons, loading, and biomechanical changes with different shoes and heel stack heights.

http://journals.lww.com/acsm-msse/Abstract/2014/08000/Running_Shoes_Increase_Achilles_Tendon_Load_in.16.aspx

  2. Aging adults, falls and keeping them and their gait safe.

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/how-to-keep-an-eye-on-your-aging-parents-without-77040481291.html

  3. Gait and speed evolution of vertebrates.

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/07/140714152427.htm?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+sciencedaily%2Ftop_news%2Ftop_science+%28ScienceDaily%3A+Top+Science+News%29

  4. Blaise Dubois et al on Barefoot Running. Shod vs unshod.

http://www.therunningclinic.ca/blog/2014/07/courir-pied-nu-ou-chausse-barefoot-or-shod-running-%C2%BFcorrer-descalzo-o-con-calzado/

  5. Females, pronation, and back pain. The Framingham foot study.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24049103

  6. Your feet and orienteering.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24983340

  7. A case of calcaneal valgus in a youngster.

  8. Structural integrity is decreased in both Achilles tendons in people with unilateral Achilles tendinopathy