I decided that back in 25, we all know racing games has been a major sprawl since Mario and Sonic’s rivalry were pushed too far by their fans, I’d say that Kirby Air Riders, a game created by Masahiro Sakurai has considered to be the most creative racing game of the time.
Mario : The most creative racing game, huh? I hate to say it, congratulations, Kirby. You finally found something very creative upon Sakurai’s return.
Yoshi : Ever since MKW didn’t make the cut, we wonder how creative Air Riders can be when it comes to traditional kart racing. You got your game a huge success and there is one thing that really matters the most.
Luigi’s: I takes back about Kirby Air Riders. This kind of racing is amazing. It’s really a creative choice for how we must understand what creating a racing title would be like if it’s like riding in the sky.
Daisy : This game is like eating a bag of potato chips. I wonder how Sonic’s racing game doing? Let us hear it for real.
Well, Sonic’s Racing game is…well, how do you say philosophical shift. It kinda goes like this…
(Random sounds and voices are heard while Sonic is sitting at the table with his coffee, unamused)
Sonic : Well at least I still have my cup of coffee this afternoon.
*random sounds+Joker/Akira screaming*
Miku : Oh no! My Extreme Gear is choking my tummy, and my guts hurts where my…!
Sonic : Can’t the multiverse get any worse?
Miku : …There’s little Chao creatures licking off the skin!
Joker from P5 : I’m aware of my Soul!
*sound of a repeated scream*
Miku : No! Get off of me! I’m not lewd bait!
Sonic : It’s really nuts out here when I had to get everyone coffee.
Ichiban : Oh no! I am also aware of my Chum!
Sonic : Oh for Pete’s sake, can’t I at least have a moment of peace and quiet?
Joker from P5 : I believe I’m a chicken! I’m a chicken, I’m a chicken, I’m a chicken! I’m a…
Sonic : What’s the problem do you people want from me now!?
Joker from P5 : I believe I’m a chicken.
Sonic : I gotta stop giving the multiverse coffee.
Marx : It’s a good thing that we became best friends and we don’t work out in our connection with a bit of context. This Air Riders thing is what Sakurai gave us since Smash has became way bizarre for us.
Magolor : Now the fans on the net will stop thinking that we are a thing.
Marx : Oh this is one of us on getting a girlfriend. It’s a good thing we can fly in Washington State for the greater goods. Galactic Nova was behind the whole Air Ride scheme since Noir Dedede debuted.
Magolor : That’s a good thing, Marx. Check this out.
(As Magolor does a magic by pulling an invisible rope trick)
Magolor : I hope Susie is gonna like this one when I’m air riding on my air ride box. I call this one, pulling the rope trick.
Marx : Ha! Nice try, Egghead! You now that trick will never going to wor—
Marx : I stand corrected.
Shadow : So clear that we are ahead of ourselves that Crossworld has now becoming a s for the gaming world…
Sonic : Not a melting pot. Synthesis, like putting things in a blender. So either Sega’s on Nintendo’s Mushrooms or those Dippin’ dots from Kentucky were seriously expired.
Shadow : I beg your pardon that we wanted to make Crossworld’s bigger. Oh no…you made it bizarre. Then what do you explains this?
(Sees the company overcrowded with other characters)
Rupika from PSO : Help! I’m being overcrowded!
Shadow : And I have made a Chao that looks like me, because I had to make look anyone to look after it.
(Pans to Mamimi babysitting the Shadow Chao)
Mamimi : Heh. I’m easily impressed.
Sonic : Then when did you ever thought about racing?
Shadow : (on the phone) Look! This is Kart racing in San Francisco, I have the insurance for you. It’s barely doesn’t even have a scratch.
Shadow : I’m gonna have my license reimburse.
(Pans back to the present)
Shadow : So I had to get my license back at the State of Washington.
Shadow : Easy. I had to come clear that I got my driver’s license from State Capital Olympia…Driving School.
Sonic : Oh is that so? Come to think of it…I hate the DMV.
(Pans to Adeleine at the DMV)
Adeleine : Will I ever get out of this mess alive?
Shadow : The reason we started this Racing Crossworld gig cause we all need to get a license f That’s why Racing is a Motorsport that is indeed a worthy kind of sportsmanship.
Shadow : Unless it’s a joke about it.
Sonic : That’s when I forgot something that Classic me could never drive. It was probably those one of those days times when Classic me couldn’t drive a car.
[BGM: Emerald Ocean by Saori Kobayashi]
Oh yeah, Sonic did mark his racing debut on the Game Gear. Not exactly when he run on chicken legs.
Classic Sonic: (realized) Why the hell am I in a car?!
“AND THAT’S WHY SONIC DRIFT SUCKS!:D”
King Dedede : Hahaha! Racing! Just your average spot! Crossworld becoming a synthesis bigger than dorknite! Hahaha! I’d like to see the gaming world to give the multiverse another try!
(He continues laugh until a Scarfy lodged in his mouth)
King Dedede : (muffled noises)
(He spits out the Scarfy)
King Dedede : Get out of my way, ya dumb Scarfy!
Scarfy : That’s it! You’re dead!😡💢
(Scarfy goes up in Dedede’s uniform and starts bitting him, causing Dedede to veer out of control)
King Dedede : Wah! Woah! Hey! Stop that! Don’t chew on me! I’m not a chew toy for Pete’s sake! Get out of my clothes! That’s my breakfast you’re eating!
(Dedede then trips on a rock. He bounces down a hill)
King Dedede : Ow! Ow! Ow!
(Screams and grunting in pain)
*Explosive sound from Dragon Ball/One Piece*
King Dedede : Ow…I’m okay!
Shadow : This is one way to start the day on riding my motorcycle in Washington.
Waddle Dee : Hey guys! I still hear that Crossworlds is becoming the new Smash Bros! Good for you, but I believe that Crossworld is becoming the new Smackhead Fortnite! We’re riding it on Leo and there’s nothing bad happens to it!
Shadow : Don’t even say a word. Remember your karma by switching to Geico.
(Suddenly, Shadow’s Motorcylce gets tripped by Kirby in Stone Ability and he gets thrown off)
(He tumbles downs a hill where a Bob-Omb is having a picnic with his friends)
Shadow : (grunting in pain)
*Explosive sound from Budokai 2&3*
Shadow : (groans) …I’m fine as always.
Kirby : Are you sure that you are ready for this?
Waddle Dee : I don’t know about this. But I feel like that I feel the need for speed.
Kirby : Right back at ya. Cause we all know why racing is a genre that is motor-sporting. But when it comes to Motor-sporting…
[Binary Domain BGM : Howitzer]
Kirby : We go for air riding. Let us show these racers how we mean business in motor-sporting.
Waddle Dee : And who says sportsmanship is a joke?
Kirby and Waddle Dee : I feel the need…the need for speed!
(Both of them stop after Waddle Dee just said “Spit” instead of saying “Speed”.)
Kirby : Eh, d-did you just say “Spit”?
Waddle Dee : No man. I thought you said “Spit”.
Meta Knight : Epic fail. Nothing can beat me and my cool and fantastic “Shadow Star”.
(Meta Knight’s Shadow Star suddenly flies away into the distance as it flies directly towards Kracko)
Kracko : What’s with all the noise—(panicked) OH MY FRIGGIN’ GO-
Meta Knight : “OH MY STAR”!
Sakurai : We’ll just get you another one.
Meta Knight : I love being rich.
Mario : So how’s our little kart racing enthusiast still wants to run on chicken legs?
Sonic : I’m gonna make you eat your dust, Mario. I got the best racing title in match!
Mario : Well say no more. Racing is more than just a sport than for all of us. After all, it is motor-sporting in the gaming world. I’d say have the best racing title there is more than meets the eye. Your game is becoming a melting pot.
Sonic : It’s called a synthesis! You put things in a blender! I got crossovers to be around for the money to make my racing game the coolest and biggest, I’d say double or nothing!
Mario : Well, you’re ridiculous! I should say that my racing game is the coolest game ever made!
Sonic : You bet your sweet mustache face you wanna know why I started racing!
Mario : It’s because you run on legs and I drive on four wheels! But’s what the difference between running legs and riding on a four wheel drive!?
Sonic : I’ve been running on chicken legs since Adevnture 1 on the Dreamcast! And I’ve been doing cart racing after Classic Me realized that i drove a police car after I stopped running on spinning legs!
Mario : But that was in the Olympics, we raced each other on our legs and not chicken legs!
Sonic : Oh yeah? does a chicken wants to lay an egg?
Yoshi : Hey! We Yoshis are not chicken!
(Hits Eggman with an Yoshi Egg)
(He attempts to throw Yoshi with an Chao Egg)
[BGM: Denkou II by Hideaki Kobayashi ]
Cream : Hey! Give that Chao Egg back!
(She starts attacking Eggman)
Cubot : Hey! Don’t laugh at him! I want to do that!
Orbot : Finders keepers, Square face!
(Both Orbot and Cubot slapping each other)
(They see a melee of characters breakouts comedic slapstick’s)
Mario : (To Sonic) You see, Sonic? This is what happens when these…”fans of ours” pushed ourselves too hard. If they don’t like it, then it’s the whole world that made us a fool.
Sonic: Don’t encourage them. We support regulars and regulars mean business.
Mario : Of course we are regulars, we supposed to get everything in order and Kirby’s game is gonna be the creative choice for anyone who makes the gaming world a synthetic way that making a crossover is like putting things in a blender and mix the heck out of it…for real.
*Sound of Sage getting hurt*
Sage : Ow! I’ve been hurt!
Agent Stone : Someone get help! She’s been hurt!
Eggman : My Baby girl! Who would do this!?
Bowser Jr : (points to Mario and Sonic) They did it!
(Kirby and company watches Mario and Sonic gets chased by their respective enemies)
Kirby : Now I understand why those two were complete knuckleheads since Brawl.
Meta Knight : But they are also Dorks.
Kevin from Ed, Edd, n Eddy : That’s my line!
Marx : Since when does an airhead wants to ride with on Swerve Star?
Kirby : Easy. You get on this Star, and then you—
[BGM: Twinkle Circuit by Jun Senoue]
Oh yeah, I forgot about that one. Since the Swerve Star dashes at a great start, the it can move in one direction when it stops.
Kirby : Help! Guys! Do something! Stop this crazy thing! Guys! Somebody help me!
Marx : You don’t see that everyday!
Kirby : Why does anyone think the Swerve Star is a good idea!? Help! Help!
Marx : Do you know how to steer that thing? It’s like you’re gonna have to steer that thing when it stops.
Kirby : I know how to steer this thing!
Wave : You realized that riding on that thing is top speed.
Jet : And it’s not a good idea to have an air ride machine that could get people—ROADKILLED!
Marx : Nonsense! He’s got the perfect touch of a Swerve Star. A machine that is great at top speed.
Wave : I see. But shouldn’t he be riding near a person on the street.
Storm : Haha! What a sucker! You can’t even win a race with that—
[BGM : The Fall by Hidenori Shoji]
Kirby : Oh no! What’ve I done!?
Storm : Oh Man! I think he hurt somebody!
Sonic : Somebody call an ambulance!
“News: Water Sports Girl Nozomi Kaminashi Dead”.
Kirby : Well. We’re screwed.
Sonic : What’s that sound.rl
Mario : It feels like there is something in the storm. What could it possibly be?
Sonic : Maybe that signal of yours is frying your circuits. It feels that we might crash into…
(unknown to them is that Metal Sonic in his Metal Overlord form is the opposite direction)
Mario and Sonic : (screams with shock)
Mario : I knew creativity for racing games would be this too much.😒
(As they comically fall down)
Mario and Sonic : (howie scream)
Metal Overlord : (simultaneously) WHY!? I HAD IT ALL!!
*Explosive Sounds from Budokai 2/3*
Metal Sonic : I’m gonna need some insurance.
Susie : I sure know how sportsmanship can be with racing that is Motorsport. Besides, Air Riders is the creative racing game that has ever made—
*Realizing Sound: Timer Ring*
Susie : Run, Starman! Your Pizza Rolls are burning!
(Cue Rage of Dust by SPYAIR)
*Starman running intensifies*
Driver : What are you stupid!?
(Both building became colorful due to Starman’s speed)
Beat from JSR : Not my work of art.
(As Starman runs super fast, it gave Sonic’s children’s uniform and changed his vehicle to a tricycle with a lollipop while Miku is in her bra and underwear)
Sonic : Uhh, I can explain.
Starman : I’M COMING FOR MY TOTINO’s PIZZA ROLLS!!
(Cuts Kirby with company at a barbecue)
Waddle Dee : Thanks for taking us out for a cook out. I hope that brought some of your favorite for lunch. I give you…a wonderful life supply of Totino’s Pizza Ro—
Starman : AT LAST! THEY’RE MINE! ALL MINE!
Kirby : Hey you…Give us our food.
Starman : Eh? (Howie Screams)
Starman : I’m gonna regret that robot girl for letting me fall into one of her tricks. One of these days.
Mario : Fine! You think these racers are hot for you. Then say a hello to my little friend…a victory drink to racing games of the gaming world. They call it the Mississippi Queen.
Sonic : Fine! You ask for it! You want everyone to think racing is for everyone, then you got yourself a deal!
King Dedede : He’s gonna chug the thing!
Everyone : (chanting “chug”)
(The three starts drinking it as they gulped it down)
Kirby : Good thing it ain’t spicy.
Sonic : Totally Mississippi Lame.
Crash : Yeah, well that’s called beginner’s luck.
(Crash’s “Luck” echoed before he burns out)
[Mississippi Queen by Mountain playing]
Sonic : Oh man! I’m high on food!
Mario : It’s like I’m tripping out real bad!
Kirby : So gnarly! I’m in a maximum level of the spiciness! Haha!
Sonic : (distorted voice) So much spiciness in my mouth!
Mario : (distorted) That’s a spicy meatball!
Kirby : (distorted voice) Look at me guys! I’m going out like a burning fireball!
All : Mississippi rules! Hahaha…
(Cuts to reality where the three of them are overdosed with spicy flavored chicken)
Waddle Dee : What just happened?
Luigi : Aw man, they thought they had the chance.
Knuckles : Have they been eating chicken again?
(Pans to the Chaotix having Popeyes chicken)
Knuckles : Man they always eat so much chicken.
(He then gets hit by a chicken leg)
Shadow : That chicken was dry…real dry.
Knuckles : Who wants Nuggets?
Billy Hatcher : (screams with rage)
Amy : Oh…he hates that when you said anything about food. That’s why Billy Hatcher was abandoned since PSO.
Elfilin : Hey, guys. How’s the air ride machine coming along.
Kirby : I’ve been doing this for so long? How’s bout you?
Elfilin : I’m doing this for the spaghetti. Which is why I am eating it…with a SPOON!
Kirby : How come you are going to eat it. You have no mouth.
Elfilin : Darn! Well, at least I’m about to eat this cookie. (Absorbs the cookie to eat it)
Elfilin : What? You never seen me doing this would ya? I learned it from Waddle Dees on how do they eat.
Kirby : Yeah, because you have no mouth to feed on. Hey, Waddle Dee. Get this. Why do mouthless eating spaghetti with a spork?
Elfilin : Well, how come you ride on Air Ride machines without any insurance?
Kirby : Touché, Elfilin. Touché.
Waddle Dee : I’m gonna go give myself another five minutes.
Kirby : I have no idea that we are going to see a new Kirby character since Elfilin.
Waddle Dee : And I can’t believe Dedede rehired Lololo and Lalala for Air Riders since their debut.
Kirby : What’s next for Kirby to come out.
Mario : Oh really? I bet Mr Sakurai would welcome somebody new to Kirby.
Sonic : I hope it’s not one of them original anime characters.
Kirby : Don’t be jealous you guys*
Waddle Dee : Oh look. Here comes the new character. (He gets knocked by a flying door)
[Frankendoodle Title Card theme]
Noir Dedede : Hello, worthless racers. My name is Noir Dedede.
“Newcomer: NOIR DEDEDE RACES OUT!”
Noir Dedede : I am new to the Kirby universe.
Noir Dedede : Now you will understand the true meaning sportsmanship in racing. Motor-sporting is the key of winning or losing. No one has lose in my game. That’s the key to survive on riding on air ride machines without the need of four wheel drivers.
Mario : Uhh, sure. We can live through right.
Sonic : (to Mario) The entire multiverse is gonna end me.
Noir Dedede : We can be assured that 25 will be the year that make Air Riders the most creative type of racing title in all of it’s glory from Mr. Sakurai. Your spines will break, your teeth will be knocked out, your eyes will be bloodshot.
Mario : Mama Mia! I think this guy might have potential to drive a motorbike.
Noir Dedede : So in turns of traditional kart racing, Air Ride machines are a racer’s finest of fine racing in sportsmanship through out the world of gaming. And I am giving rules to all Racers who will disobey.
Noir Dedede : First rule: No talking in my speeches.
Sonic : Uhh, does that mean I’ll…
(Noir Dedede grabs Sonic and throws him through the door)
Mario : Yeesh! Too bad for him.
Noir Dedede : Second rule…No eating or drinking in my speeches and here’s an example for it. Would anyone care for some chocolate truffle or a bonbon?
Sage : I’ll eat one, sir.
Eggman : Oh no, you wouldn’t.
Noir Dedede : Go on, little girl. Pick your favorite.
Sage : I…I chose this one. *eats a bonbon*
Noir Dedede : Exccellent choice, little lady. How does a girl like you taste human food?
Sage : It’s a delightful taste of satisfaction.
Noir Dedede : NO EATING IN MY SPEECHES!
(He throws Sage through the door)
Sonic : Okay. I think she landed on me.
Kirby : This is what Sakurai sent out a new Kirby character?
Waddle Dee : Sakurai created a new and original Dedede?
Adeleine : We waited for so long to get Air Ride a sequel and he gave us a new and original Dedede?!💢
Adeleine : I’ve spent years of my career and this is for all the thanks I have been given!? This is nuts!? When will this nightmare end!?
Ribbon : I knew I should’ve stayed home in bed!
Adeleine : That’s it! If 2025 couldn’t been my year to be for racing, then so be it!
(Kracko arrives as zaps Adeleine to electrify her)
Adeleine : *Sonic EXE scream*
Adeleine : Ha! I win again! *collapses*
Mario : So, Kirby. You were right. Air Riders is definitely the most creative racing game of all time since 2003! It has become a huge hit since GameCube.
Kirby : Thanks guys. I had the chance to make something creative. I finally realized that Air Riders has become a success thanks to Sakurai’s return. I’m sure that racing will work out for the both of us. And nothing would go wrong.
Mario : Say Sonic. How many fictional characters did you invited to Crossoworlds.
Mario : Uhh, what was that vibration.
*the planet suddenly explodes*
Mario : Oh great! You just had to make Crossworlds like a melting pot like Smash!
Sonic : Hey! Don’t look at me! Racing has nothing to do with the multiverse! It’s not my fault that I turned my world into a giant melting pot for racing!
Sonic : You unleashed the Multiverse Madness!
Kirby : (sighs) The gaming world these days.😒q
Kid Trunks : And that’s why Kirby Air Riders has been called the most creative racing game of all time! Go suck a lemon, Crossworlds!
[BGM : Jingle - Course Clear (NSMB)]
Kirby : (as Mario) That’s-a so nice!
Waddle Dee : Excellent work!
Mario : Oh really. But can you do this?
*presses button to turn on the sign*
[SADX BGM : Mission Clear]
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