Miku : My allegations are kicking in. It’s bad, i can’t take any of this soccer stuff. I wish i would go bowling with you.
Sonic : But Miku, you were never affiliated with Soccer! This isn’t about you, this about them, the people.
Miku : Then why do I have to think of these stupid people thinking I affiliated with soccer? And this is for all the thanks I get from the people of earth? Thanks to one dumb sportsmanship, my life is ruined!
Sonic : Come on, we can do better things to play soccer. How about we do some Extreme Gear. We can cheer you up. Besides…we are only have you.
Miku : but Sonic, social media said that…
Sonic : Miku please! This has nothing to do with you affiliated with soccer! They were just joking! This isn’t like you, they took advantage of you as a jokester! It’s all just an act!
[BGM: Ambush by Yutaka Minobe]
Miku : “Just an act”…? “JUST AN ACT”?!😡💢🔥 [as she angrily kicks the ball, it directly hits Teto in the face]
Teto : Ah! Why you little…! [Teto throws the ball at Miku, but Miku ducks it and instead hits Neru]
Neru : Ow! You’re gonna regret that!
Teto : Woah! [as she throws the ball, Neru quickly dodges it and the ball instead hits Kaito]
Kaito : Screw you! [As he throws the ball, Neru avoids and instead hits Ichiban in the crotch]
Ichiban : Call a Doc. [as he collapses, the Vocaloid gang fights each other in a melee, and then we’re shown in a newspaper print]
“News: Vocaloids Outraged Soccer Fans”
Ado the Singer : Well it seems that I have outraged more then their selves over a sport gone terribly wrong. Now we know why this isn’t about us and it’s about them, the people across the globe.
Ado the Singer : I was right and I was wrong. I don’t know how they bring such wasted opportunity from the planet over sports. So what’s it gonna be?
Miku : I’ll say, hate the world, hate my self. Guess I don’t deserve any of this. I’m done trusting everyone. So help me, I’m gonna use that Eclipse Cannon to teach those fans a lesson that they’ll never forget.
Ado the Singer : Wait, Miku! Come back! It was only a joke! They were only joking about you! These people were making fun of us! Don’t blame on yourself, blame the people! (stoically) She’s such a brat sometimes.
Lain Iwakura : So this is what I prefer to call this universe, “Soul World”. A mountain and sea of stories made by one person, Makami Aoba. So clear to me.
Miku : We have no doubts that this universe is a little bizarre to be a universe. But the ironically to think of something like about it, it’s even bizarre that every beings into a weapon.
Lain Iwakura : Well that’s the identity of the Soul Eater Universe itself. At least Ruby Rose from RWBY was a complete stranger and knows nothing about Soul Eater.
Maka Albarn : Ruby Rose a complete strange—You idiots! That bizarro from Texas was after my secret for a year! My real name is Makami Aoba, I’m the true creator of Soul World which my latest masterpiece from the 1990s!
Lain Iwakura : Say that again.
Maka Albarn : The truth is I am Makami Aoba, better to be known as Maka the Martial, sometimes a Bookworm, sometimes a martial artist. And yes…Soul World was my latest masterpiece as maker of a mountain and sea of my stories. Which is why I originally from the 1990s, born in the 1980s.
Seto Kaiba : Wait a sec. What do you mean Makami Aoba’s your real name and what masterpiece you call it Soul World.
Maka Albarn : Well, to be honest. It was like I was living in another world or a strange dream that I was the hero of my own story and served the God, Shinigami to fight against evil itself
Seto Kaiba : You the true author of your own world? Oh I get it! Wise choice, young ma’am. If I were don’t do crud when it comes to serving these Egyptian God Cards in my deck, and the irony is that the universe of Soul Eater made from Pegasus’s spell card Toon World.
Seto Kaiba : And that’s why that Shinra Kusakabe jokester has been too dull to be a hero.
Lain Iwakura : Maxmillion Pegasus created her universe?
Miku : Then Shinra Kusakabe is…dull?
Other Maka Albarn: Hey, Computer girl. Who’s your other friend? I see doubles of me.
Lain Iwakura : Maka, go back to your own storyline.
Maka Albarn (Makami) : But I am Maka, Makami Aoba. I’ve work so hard to create stories and I only wanted to protect my legacy from before that man with an Egyptian item for an eye took over it.
Lain Iwakura : Wait, if Makami’s Maka, then who’s that with wings and golden feathers?
Seto Kaiba : Ironically, that would be the manifestation of the Winged Dragon of Ra which Yugi summoned from his deck.
Ruby Rose : Oh really? You think that the Maka Albarn is from the 1990s and the Maka that I knew is the Winged Dragon of Ra…? That’s fortune cookie nonsense! This isn’t about me, this is about them, the people. There is nothing hypothetical than that to think Maka and I were destined to fight!
Lain Iwakura : Pardon me?
Ruby Rose : All that hypothetical stuff facing Maka in a hypothetical fight was to take out the Wing Dragon of Ra and make hell on earth to these people from the inside!
Lain Iwakura : Well I guess that serves the people right to think it’s about us fictional characters, all the people on the net is to stagnate their selves and be a sloth. Hardly, if I were you’d be crawling back to your own world. [To Ruby Rose in her Volume 7 uniform] So it’s best that it’s time for Ruby Rose to hit the sack and make these people of her bug for some stupid scaling.
Ruby Rose : I am Ruby Rose, in my Volume 7 uniform.
Lain Iwakura : Then who’s the other one that is in its Volume 1 uniform?
Ruby Rose : A Monster Card called Black Rose Dragon. [the Volume 1 Ruby growls with rage as it’s revert to it’s true form; the Black Rose Dragon from Yu-Gi-Oh 5DS]
[BGM: Eclipse Cannon by Yutaka Minobe]
Black Rose Dragon : You knew it was me all along! Me, Black Rose Dragon, monster card of Izayoi Akiza! I am tired of this humiliation from the likes of people like you! But now that you have shown my true form, I’ll be sealing the deal from you! [begins to fly]
Black Rose Dragon : Be hypothetical all you want, but you’ll rue the day when people like them or you ever made me drown in shame! [the dragon then flies away with a crazed laughter] FREEDOM!!! [it suddenly turns back into a card where Akiza picks it up from the ground]
Akiza : Not the brightest aren’t ya?
Black Rose Dragon : Aw man!
Ruby Rose : Wow! So my original appearance was the manifested form of a monster card? Who would’ve guessed that?
Yusei : We duelist knew it all along. We found out that Maka Albarn turned out to be the manifestation of the Winged Dragon of Ra.
Yugi : And the ironic answer to that of it is an FYI, the universe of Soul Eater that existed in all of the cosmoses…? Maximillion Pegasus made it up!
Joey Wheeler : Can you believe two dragon monster cards felt for all that scythe wielding mumbo jumbo?
Yugi : It’s not mumbo jumbo, Joey.
Ruby Rose : Oh well, I admit. I guess being a strange to anyone was sure bad enough that nobody knows who I am. I just wanted to be loved as a fictional character.
Joey : But this isn’t about you, this is about them, the people on the net that are all talk and no action only to be their lazy selves throughout social media. Except for the scythe wielding hero who theorists believed she is the winged dragon’s manifestation.
Maka Albarn : Correct, which is why this isn’t about me, this is about the people. And I just hated the internet so much.
Joey Wheeler : Join the club, kid. You are a girl. You are you. Just a random kid who wanted to play hero. Even if you are the Winged Dragon of Ra’s manifestation. [he then suddenly gets an idea] Say…maybe there is something that could work things out. And forget about the hypothetical stuff.
Joey Wheeler : Also, these officers Jennies would like to have a word with for starting a fight with the kid over there.
Joey Wheeler : Ooh! Did I spoke too soon?
Ruby Rose : Well, I guess you are right. There’s only one thing left for me to do.
[At the DWMA, Death the Kid is shown reading a book when he noticed the phone ringing]
Death the Kid : I’ll get it. [He answers the phone] Hello?
Yugi on phone : Hey, Heroes of Soul World! it’s the King of Games, Yugi Moto? The universe of Soul Eater you’re living in? Well guess what our people have to say?
Death the Kid : Really? Let us hear it.
Yugi on Phone : Now girls. On the count of three. 1..2..3…
Ruby, Maka, Yugi : (together) Maximillion Pegasus called, he wants the Soul Eater universe back to Toon World!
Death the Kid : *screams like homer*
Death the Kid : NO!!! The school! My city! My world! All gone!
Joey Wheeler : Hahaha! We pranked them real good!
Black Star : Hey! I was in the middle of taking a shower!
Death the Kid : I maxed out My father’s student loans for that school and universe! You card playing dweebs are gonna pay for tha—[He gets punched in the face by Joey, knocking him out]
Joey Wheeler : That’s for lying to the whole world, Death the Poser! Or should I say…manifestation of Slifer of the Sky Dragon?
Ruby Rose : Uhh, you wouldn’t hurt a girl who likes strawberries, would ya?
Seto Kaiba : That’s the lamest excuse for something to pull and therefore this isn’t about us who is the strongest this is about the people on the net totally made fun of us. We should probably run for our lives now.
Ruby Rose : Good Example. (She runs away leaving the group behind) SEE YA ON THE OTHER SIDE, SUCKERS!
Seto Kaiba : Well that was lame.
Mickey : Sailor Moon! I am in debt that I must thank you for welcoming you and your friends to my park in Tokyo. So what’s your epiphany with this chemistry you call it love?
Sailor Moon : I did it for the gods and Titans of Greece and also Roman.
Mickey : That’s it? That’s the reason you wanted to be the hero and icon that you wanted to bring love just because you did for the titans? [Sailor Moon nods “yes”]
Mickey : Hmmm…[determined] Wrong answer! That’s not how the dark forces work! Chaos isn’t evil and evil isn’t nice!
Sailor Moon : Well you are correct. Mickey look out! There’s an evil monster coming out of a person’s heart!
Mickey : Jumpin Palooza! [Mickey destroys evil monster with light] Was that thing heartless, Sailor Moon!?
Sailor Moon : Maybe? Sometimes I get a little confused with the powers of light vs the power of darkness, which is why I learned from the duality of Yin-Yang.
Mickey : That’s not how love works. And love is meaningless. You have no idea how that is gonna save this world with—Oh my God! [He is in shock after seeing more monsters and quickly destroys them with light once again] But Sailor Moon! More monsters that are still heartless! What the hell is going on with you dealing with dark forces!?
(as he grabs Sailor Moon by the bow, suspiciously look at her)
Mickey : You better start explaining how is this so-called force of evil terrorizing the whole planet while I’m trying to keep my park satisfied!
Sailor Moon : Okay. Okay. I can explain, but just don’t my mother about this. I find that I am affiliated with the concept of Eros, the son of Aphrodite and Ares. And FYI, I’m actually the Titan Selene that wanted to be love by humans.
Mickey : Hold the phone. Ares as in “God of War, Ares”?! That’s why you are the hero who fights for love and justice?! And also…WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE A TITAN!? Is this what we learned from science itself!
Sailor Moon : Hey, if I’m still human while I’m the name of a satellite that isn’t a planet, where’s that extra heart I had?!
Ansem : Kingdom Hearts, give me the power of darkness! [he is given a box of chocolate instead] What the…? Darn it, Selene! [gets blasted by an energy beam of light, vaporizing him]
Sora : Well, that was anticlimactic.
Usagi : Setsuna, you’re right. I’m sorry for how we treated you!
Mamoru : Lady! Please, Usagi isn’t worth it!
Krillin : She’s right. People on earth have been influencing a lot of things in the ancient past. Just because people made fun of you, doesn’t mean they treat a hero garbage.
(As Setsuna hesitates to press the button in order to fire the eclipse cannon, she looks at everyone and the button in both ways before she slightly regrets and avoids pressing the button)
Setsuna : I can’t do it. I can’t shoot the moon.
Usagi : Oh hey, green man. We were just minding our business and…
Piccolo : I heard what you just did.
Usagi (via tape recorder) : My name Sailor Moon and yes I am beloved by earth. But do I really wanted to listen public radio about Pluto’s demotion to dwarf planet like Ceres and call Setsuna name like that. Well that’s what my fans are gonna do.
Usagi (via tape recorder) : And then, the whole entire earth will make Sailor Pluto a laughing stock of being called a dwarf planet and we girls will remain as the Sailor Guardians without her.
Usagi (via tape recorder) : Well, guess what? The Gods and Goddessed can’t trust me or even a namekian they knows the truth that calling names to Setsuna Meioh is so unkind.
Krillin : You girls did what?!😠❗️
[BGM cue: Revival by Kenichi Tokoi]
(Everyone appears as an angry mob)
Kid Trunks : Space Traitors! Sailor Moon would never listen to public radio!
Ami : Why is everybody angry at us.
Nami : We know what just you did! And we heard it everything. Look at the news prints!
Makoto : (reading newsprint) “Local bunhead and company listens to public radio about Pluto’s demotion that mistaken a young woman and secretly planning on leaving her behind.”
Minako : (reading newsprint) “Locals says that the blame for treating a hero poorly are the heroes fight against the forces of evil for…worst hero employment?!”
Videl : how can you be so stupid! First you had to become heroes to fight the cosmic forces, then the you had to deal with the cosmic consequences…and now this…?!
Vegeta : You’re dead weight, you ungrateful simpletons!
Luffy : We gave you our trust and this is how you repay us to listen public radio?!
Usagi : Please! You don’t understand! I only wanted to be loved by the earth! I fight evil, I save everyone, I get fame and glory, with the love and respect! Plus, Setsuna Meioh is a part of our group. Besides we would never leave anyone behind that is a dwarf planet like Ceres thinking she’s just a midget.
[Eclipse Cannon by Yutaka Minobe]
Goku (super saiyan form) : Sailor Moon. You best take back on what you just said to her.
Usagi : Alright! I admit! We take it back! I should never listen public radio! I should never make fun of Pluto! It’s not my fault, it’s science! They wanted to give some cutbacks about Pluto’s demotion and it was so unkind!
Goku : You promise not to call people names? It’s unpleasant for anyone to call people’s names like that. Apologize to Setsuna right now!
Usagi : You’re right, Goku! You’re right! I’m sorry, Setsuna! I am sorry! It’s not my fault, it’s the fault of these people, the internet! All I wanted was to be loved! Just don’t me hurt me when you’re super saiyan mode!
Goku : Good. *returns to normal*
Goku : Now you are gonna give respect as us heroes and villains to never call names.
Piccolo : Call her names. Joke about her size. Live in filth! Now do I make myself clear?
Sailor Moon and company : Yes, Mr Piccolo.
Ikuko : So what are we gonna do now. Should we give her anything. It’s like I’m not gonna spank her or anything.
Goku : I know just a punishment that is right for them and I have an idea for that.
(Flips to later to where Usagi and company are in martial arts uniforms)
Akane Tendou : Welcome to our one of a kind martial arts community, I’m Akane Tendou and this is my sparring partner, Ranma Saotome.
Usagi : (sighs) This is gonna be one of them days isn’t it?
Makoto : Well, we learned our lesson for sure.
Minako : This is going to be one heck of a challenge isn’t it?
Lain Iwakura : Hey, ice girl. With the coldness on your shoulder. Do you remember the day you even thought about joining a race?
Rei : When did you even thought about that?
Lain Iwakura : That’s because you remember racing down on a hill for sleighing back at that hill around the Evergreen State. Also, after that you left yourself wide open on Mount Rainier.
Lain Iwakura : It feels like that you left someone on top the of the mountain.
Gendo : OH NO! THERE’S NO STAIRS DOWN HERE!!
Rei Ayanami : Not what I had in mine. So…not a little too much about it. I feel kinda off about it. Don’t patronize the fact that I wanted an alter ego.
Lain Iwakura : But when did the last time you ever use my too brush.
Rei Ayanami : A little. Not the last time since I had ice cold drinks for breakfast.
*pans to Anchorage Alaska*
Asuka : *shivering* Do you even know why we came here?
Rei Ayanami : To get some ice cold drinks.
Asuka : I can feel like my butt is freezing out here!
Rei Ayanami : Only if you had any support!
Lain Iwakura : Well, I was indeed of the Redmond Computeristics. Besides this is where I had Mamimi’s baseball bat from Hoquiam.
Rei Ayanami : When did you even think about having a baseball bat?🤷♀️
Mamimi : Takkun. Have you seen my baseball bat? I really needed for practice at the Hoquiam baseball field.
*Takkun points to Mamimi’s bat*
*flashes back to the girls*
Rei Ayanami : Yeah…Still no wondering what I have in mind.
*phone ringing*Lain answers it*
Alice Mizuki (via phone): Lain! I just got back from the mall in Bellevue and we have been in common for you that you and best would like to visit the club one day. But right now, I have something to have you in check.
Lain Iwakura : Where could you possibly be? My place is way beyond Bellevue. Where are you at? You were supposed to look after me or Shinji.
Alice Mizuki (via phone) : Well, not particularly that in order, but I do have something in common with the stuffing.
Lain Iwakura : We had stuffing since day one. I remember the day some guy with shark teeth lost his pans*
*pans to Soul Evans looking at the closet*
Soul Evans : Where the heck are my pants!?
Lain Iwakura: So you still around in Washington?
(At lake Washington, Alice is sitting on a chair as a life guard while Shinji and Asuka are riding on a jet ski)
Alice Mizuki : Yep. That is why I taught Shinji how to ride a jet ski.
Shinji : Hey look! I’m riding on a jet ski!
Asuka : Hey, dummy! Watch we’re you’re going! You are in the lead!
Alice Mizuki : Yep we are all good from here. I hope you like hot sunny Washington.
Lain Iwakura : And that’s not all. I even installed the new and latest updates since Microsoft doesn’t pay me enough to have my systems updated. Do you know how much I paid for those cards and what to the obligations on a minor circuitry?
Rei Ayanami : And yet, someone is going to regret being the big bad Lisa going through serious counseling. But what do you expect on how doing the things I did for you?
Rei Ayanami : That’s what I thought it would be.
Lain Iwakura : Well, at least I have my banana flavored milkshake ready to be served.
*Small Ray Zap+Lain spills shake on Rei’s head*
Lain Iwakura : What the…?
Lain Iwakura : Hey, Guys. What are you…What do you think you’re doing! Those were my mom and dad’s life savings!
Minako : Relax, Computer Wizard. I’m just trying to test things out with this new device here. I wonder if this is a new camera?
*Small Ray Zap+Rei turns into Kirby*
Minako : Oh wait this isn’t a Camera.
*Small Ray Zap+Minako turns into a Kirby*
[Kirby 64 BGM: 64 Death Jingle]
Lain Iwakura : (groans) I am surrounded by nuisances!🤦♀️
Sailor Moon : I am the Guardian of Love and Justice, I am Sailor Moon, in the name moon…
*does her iconic hero pose*
Sailor Moon : I’ll punish you!
Sailor Pluto : Not to little eavesdrop, but I think the universe is destroyed in half by a cosmic scythe.
*reveals Sailor Moon universe destroyed in half*
Sailor Pluto : Well, I wanted two timelines both the manga’s and anime’s which started in 1992…from not colliding with each other! That’s what happens when you create a paradox.
Sailor Moon : What are you talking about? I’m the world greatest hero and icon loved by the earth.
Sailor Pluto : Then why is there a heart-shaped moon that is mooning at us!
(Behind them is the Kingdom Hearts moon)
Sailor Moon : Oh, about that. That’s where I put all the love with…Aw who am I kidding! I’m a sucker for love! I’ve been keeping this a secret for years! I didn’t get this love from my mother…I got it from Aphrodite!
Sailor Pluto : Aphrodite! That’s why you were the guardian of love and justice. You got it from another that the love wasn’t from your mother, it was another goddess that your mother got it from!?
Sailor Moon : Look! The Author might’ve been horsing around the myth stuff from Europe…
Sailor Pluto : Now I understand where did it all love coming from. This was not from a titan, and Selene is not a goddess of love, but a titan which you were inspired by it! And for me, I separated the Sailor Moon universe in half with a cosmic scythe!
Sailor Moon : Hey! Look! I know, I lied! I just got this Aphrodite, but the earth is what I am, a hero and icon from Japan. It’s the reason I was loved by everyone as their idol of everyone on the galaxy.
Mickey Mouse : What’s all the hubbub? What’s this about taking love so seriously when you needed for to be loved as a hero and icon to the planet?
Sailor Moon : Oh, Mr. Mouse. I was just talking to one of my companions. We weren’t talking about the goddesses that I took love from another goddess.
Mickey Mouse : What do you mean taking love from another goddess? Isn’t that too girlish for you?
Sailor Moon : Uhh, I don’t know.
Sailor Pluto : I should move aside
*Sailor Pluto moves aside+clamshell lands*
Mickey Mouse : What’s with the clamshell?
*The Inner Guardians are inside the Clamshell*
Inner Guardians : (moaning and groaning)
Ami : Oh that clamshell isn’t sitting so well.
Minako : I think I’m gonna need a doggy bag.
Inner Guardians : *MGS ALERT SOUND*❗️❓
(Everyone pauses sees the inner guardians in the clamshell as they are silent for a moment. We show a real cricket chirping)
Minako : I just had to say love comes from a clamshell, did I?
*Mickey isekai the Sailor Guardians through door*
Usagi : Hey, no fai—*gets landed on by her friends*
Mickey : If I ever see you Japanese cats influencing Greek mythology again, you’re done!😡💢
Donald : Yeah! What he said! *bangs elbow*
Usagi : (scoffs) Is that the best you can do for you, Mr. Mouse!?
Minako : We just wanted the love from a clamshell, Mr. Mou—*gets hit by box of chocolate*
Mickey Mouse : And take your things with you!
*slams door shut before it vanishes magically*
Minako : Well, that’s just great! Now we have nothing to prove useful of being the heroes that gives love to cosmic order.
Rei : So what? Well it’s a good thing that we aren’t wearing anything or something.
Ami : What makes you say that? We felt like that we haven’t wearing any shoes.
Makoto : Don’t say it. You know why we have nothing to wear anything about…shoes!
(The girls are revealed to be barefooted)
Usagi : Shoeless Warriors. Oh no. We’re gonna be shoeless? As in shoeless girls in martial arts? How are we gonna fight if we don’t have any shoes?
Makoto : On the contrary, being shoeless in martial arts isn’t half bald.
Usagi : At least we are in the same Tokyo. Same earth. And having the same moon.
Makoto : Of course, the same Tokyo. Same city. Same country. Same everything.
Rei : At least you wanted to live a normal life.
Minako : That’s good that we don’t have to become Sailor Guardians. Since the manga ended in a paradox.
Usagi : That sucked. Well it’s a good thing we got the Game Center.
Luna : Oh, There you are Usagi. I’ve been looking for you and your friends around the city.
Usagi : Oh Luna! I thought I never lost you! I was hoping that you would stay in cat form and…
(sees Luna as a human, wearing a yellow karate gi)
Usagi : W-Wah!😲 Did you just turn human and started wearing karate uniforms?
Luna (Human) : That’s right. And don’t expect that your mother is worried sick about you leaving off. Come, we have some martial arts practice to do at the dojo, that means the four of you.
All (Ami, Rei, Makoto, Minako): Awwww!😩
Yep. That’s the universe they’re gonna live with.
Usagi : This is not fair.
(Sora is seen from the building)
Sora : Have a wonderful life in Martial arts, hero!
Riku : Looks like we ain’t going no where without these shoes.
Kairi : Eh, can’t win em all.
Honey : Okay, sis! Let’s give it go! Time for what old Honey the Fighter is really made of.
Honey the Cat : Okay, you ask for it!
(Both Honeys determined to play a game of Rock Paper Scissors; Honey the Cat wins by showing her scissor fingers to Honey’s paper sign)
Honey the Cat : Ha! I win! Now you’re gonna do the dishes for me!
Honey : No fair! Best or nothing!
*both plays rock paper scissors over and over*
Honey : How bout now, scaredy cat?!
Honey the Cat : You are so dead wrong!
*makes both fingers connect*
Honey the Cat : Mighty! Don’t sneak up on light that!
Honey : That did not literally happen!
Mighty : Beggars s can’t be choosers! How about we go…best of three!
Honey the Cat : Get with it, sister! You’re gonna wear it for awhile.
Honey : Oh…I would hope too soon about that.
[BGM: The Moon Zone by Tatsuyuki Maeda]
Super Sonic : Come back, Egghead! You have no idea on how am I gonna fight you on the moon!
Eggman (in Super Eggrobo) : It’s my force of habit! I just don’t why I escape here at this entire satellite after I blew it up with a laser cannon from the Space Colony! So check this out in my newest robot suit! I call it the Super Eggrobo! I
Super Sonic : Super Eggrobo? Why would you call that? It doesn’t look super at all.
Super Sonic : That did not make any sense! You want an Extra Zone in Advance 1? Well, you got yourself an Extra Zone…which takes place on the moon!
Eggman (in Super Eggrobo) : Well, a little problem wouldn’t hurt!
*Knocks out two astronauts*
Super Sonic : Sorry! Didn’t see you there!
Moon Hillbilly : Darn! Poachers! Get off of my property!
Eggman (In Super Eggrobo) : Great Scott! That’s not even a scratch on this thing! Look I can do this! Watch me do my robot chisel some moon rocks! (A moon rock hits a Gundam in the crotch)
Gundam : Ouch! There’s goes my future generations!
Eggman (in Super Eggrobo) : Sorry! My mistake!
Super Sonic : He did that purpose!
Kou Uraki : (angrily) Oh…biscuits!😡💢
Super Sonic : You were saying? (he gasp with shock) Eggman! Behind you! There are some people on the moon that are not wearing space helmets!
Eggman (in Super Eggrobo) : Duh! Of course there are some space people on the moon. Besides I’m in a robot suit to fight on the moon, what’s the worst thing that could happen?
(A birthday party for Sailor Moon is going on)
Everyone : Hey! Happy birthday, Sailor Moon! (Super Eggrobo runs them over) My leg!
Sonic : Oh geez! Not cool!
Eggman (in Super Eggrobo) : I guess using this robot suit on the moon is probably too big to fight.
Super Sonic : Noted. (He defeats the Super Eggrobo in one hit)
Eggman (in Super Eggrobo): I won’t forget this!
Super Sonic : Now, I wonder what extra zone I’m gonna fight against in advance 2?
Sonic : Hey, Eggman! Remember me? Yeah. Tell me what did you to Cream’s mother. Where on earth did you had her.
Eggman : Uhh, True Area 53?
Sonic : Exactly. But what exactly is True Area 53?
Eggman : Uhh, probably in space!
Sonic : Oh good. Wait a second.
Sonic : Wait a second. Are you sure this is really True Area 53?
(Sonic looks at the sign on an asteroid that says “WELCOME TO TRUE AREA 53”. Sonic then noticed something that there is something as he thinks about something)
Sonic : Hmmm…Wait a second…
(Sonic spins the sign that says “WELCOME TO THE DOOMSDAY ZONE II !”)
[BGM: Extra Zone - True Area 53]
Sonic : Doomsday Zone II?! Wait a second, this is the same level where I chased you down to get that emerald!
Eggman : Oh, who am I kidding? I admit it, this is Doomsday! Don’t change the subject, blue rodent
Sonic : That’s it! No more Mr genesis!
Super Sonic : Now I’m really serious!
Eggman : Uh-oh! Gotta go!
Super Sonic : Come back here, Eggman! I’m not done with you yet! Give back Cream’s mom!
Eggman : Catch me if you can, sucker!
Super Sonic : Not if I can take the hat contraption down with you in it!
Vanilla inside Capsule : 😑 (sighs) Kids these days.
So if you are feeling lucky, unlucky, you got yourself a big luck of the Irish and an unluck of the black cat. Just stick with the plan…also Miku think is Norwegian.
Miku : ALRIGHT, THAT’S IT! I’M DONE TRUSTING EARTH!😡💢🔥
*takes off clothes to throw them away*
Miku: I DON’T WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE AND I DON’T CARE! THIS ISN’T ABOUT ME, THIS IS ABOUT THEM! BUT NOW THAT REALLY MADE ME MAD!!😡💢🔥
[BGM: Eclipse Cannon by Yutaka Minobe]
Miku : Dear fans of Soccer on this entire planet…
(About to press the button to fire the Eclipse cannon)
Miku : SCREW YOU!! (smashes button)
*Fires the Eclipse Cannon*
Ado the Singer : Lousy good for nothing team…(notices something in the sky) Eh?
Brazilian Miku : What the hell is that?
Sonic : That can’t be good.
*Destructive Sounds from Dragon Ball*
“DESTRUCTIVE FINISH!” - DBFZ Announcer
Miku : *with Rin’s insane laughter*
Sonic : Miku! Miku! Wake up!
Miku : Huh? I thought I blown the earth to smithereens!
Sonic : Well, honestly. We all know how you felt. But this isn’t about you, Miku. This is about them. The people of Earth to think they belong to you. The truth you don’t belong in any country.
Miku : But the people in soccer was gonna make me Norwegian or…Why haven’t I turned one of them?
Sonic : Because the Earth has faced with ultimate karma…I know Soccer isn’t about you and it’s about them on the premises. But I do know some karma over the premises. We accidentally revived Dark Gaia from the planet’s core which these people will have 30 minutes to live.
(Miku and Sonic are shown on Chip as Gaia Colossus at the planet’s core, where they are facing Dark Gaia)
[BGM: The Final Form by Takahito Eguchi]
Miku : Oh Great! Just your luck! Now you got me stuck here in the middle of the thing that—THERE’S A GIANT DEMON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PLANET’S CORE AND IS GONNA END US!!😫❗️
Sonic : SOCCER ISN’T ABOUT US! ITS ABOUT THEM! PLANET EARTH CHEATS!!
Miku : And the Internet still thinks I’m affiliated with soccer.
*Sound of Dark Gaia roaring*
Miku : I hate to say it to you, but umm …THIS IS ALL PLANET EARTH’S FAULT!😡💢
Sonic : Don’t worry, I’ll take care of this one!
*summons the Chaos Emeralds*
Sonic : Now this is about us!
*Transforms into Super Sonic*
Miku : Yeah! Us as well! Well…Good luck with beating with the demon! I’ll just wait here and…
Miku : (stoically) Over my dead body.
Sonic : Hey, Miku. I just made several complaints that we shunned those Soccer fans for taking advantage of you. I know how countries were eagerly not that stupid enough to prove who gets Miku first. I like ya, just the way you are.
Miku : Uhh, thanks, best friend. I would never doubt that this is about us and not about them, the people as we all know it.
Miku : Ow! What did you do that for?!
Sonic : FOR BETRAYING ME FOR ANOTHER GAME! THIS ISN’T ABOUT US, MIKU! THIS IS ABOUT THEM! THE PEOPLE THAT KEEPS BRAGGING ABOUT US!
Miku : Well FYI they did dirty to me on the internet to think my whole life was ruined! If it wasn’t for people, none of this would happened! So that is why my best buddy Lain taken care of it!
Miku : Sure. But first…this is also the part that we should start doing something real nice for you.
Sonic : Like what? (Miku dashes away)
Miku : LIKE RUNNING AWAY!!😫❗️
Sonic : Uh-oh. (he dashes after Miku)
“Location: Mount Rainier, Washington”
Sonic : So how long are we gonna sit on our butts on top of this Mountain?
Miku : We should give ourselves a head start till our butts become frozen buns.
Sonic : Any ideas on how we are gonna face the consequences from this planet?
Miku : We should the suffer the same fate on being trapped on this Mountain forever.
Sonic : Shadow. Really with the Chaos Emeralds.
Shadow : You should be more thankful to saving you. Over to you now. Those interest of soccer are much foolish than imagine.
News Anchor : If you ever think that you are a beloved fan to soccer, then this is a Channel 5 special report. Chaos throughout the world due to social media as many Mikus across the globe brings visibility down to Zero! Expert say that angry fans of soccer were to blame a virtual singer who works at company called Sega and her newly soccer affiliations. (Gets punched aside by a thug)
Thug : If I ever see Hatsune Miku on the field of Soccer again, I’m gonna grab her little, twin tailed head and literally rip her—! [screen changes “We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties. Share the Frustration” while two Character Chao, Sonic Chao and Shadow Chao looking at the TV]
Sonic : Man. That was kinda dumb.
Miku : I am so fired eleven times over.
Sonic : I guess those kinds of fans didn’t care about you after all. All they care about is their selves and not you.
Miku : You are right. This isn’t about us and it’s about them, the people.
Sonic : So true and correct. Who wants to go Bowling. [Miku and Sonic are revealed to be shown at a Bowling alley] I’m gonna get some turkeys!
Miku : Sweet! I’m gonna go for some bowling! No more Soccer! No more fans! And no more—! [as she does her moonwalk, she accidentally knocks Teto, causing her tie to get caught in the machine]
(As Teto screams for her life before we cut to a graveyard where Sonic and Miku are attending a funeral at Teto’s graveyard)
Teto as a Ghost : Hey guys,look! I’m a living ethereal that haunts people now and also…[turns evil, with Roger Craig Smith voice] GET OUT OF MY LIFE!
Sonic : We better run! [as Miku and Sonic dashes away, screaming for their lives]
Teto as a Ghost: Hahaha! I really wanted to do that! I can be like this at haunted places. [gets sucked by Luigi’s poltergust]
*Luigi’s Mansion Jingle : Item get*
Teto as a Ghost : Okay, never mind.
Miku : Thank goodness it’s finally over.
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