@unironicallyardentnerd I love you so much you little trash can and I can’t fb message you bc I don’t want to distract you from your revision but I just want you to know that I love you more than johnlock and also I am trash bc I haven't got your birthday present yet BUT IT WILL HAPPEN AT SOME POINT. And you are so funny you just made me snort out loud while alone in my bedroom and you are the cutest potato ever (esp. in the stripy dress, just sayin’) and you make me happy even when I am miserable and ill. Thank you for being my friend for, like, a bajillion years (srsly do you know how long it’s been? I want to know but I can’t work it out bc I am silly) and listening to me when I ramble about pointless crap or johnlock (those are different categories). I love you more than you love goats or me, that is the truth and if you disagree I will literally fight you.