A core tenet of the Henching profession is to do as little harm to civilians as possible. If one's personal opinion differs from this, we condemn you as an employer; we will not back any Henchmen that refuse to play The Game.
(We would normally include any relevant bylaws etc. but <wild gesticulation towards modern administration>)
A powerful member of the Union of Henchmen has this to say:
"Jesus H Christ himself was the best henchman ever, and he still had a stable job before being literally nailed to a cross. He built it himself y'know that? Q carpenter, and one learned of a mortal at that God damn. Pardon the blasphemy; Yeshua asked it of us at literally every party he attended. Belaboring the point but He [Yeshua] kept insisting on the creation of some falling blade device. He'd just assaulted some bankers, was yelling about some "FRENCH REVOLUTION" and we chalked it up to cave-shroom-soup."
A glory capitalism to you all. And die.
UoH
