"When you don't waste your time with pointless things like having a job or doing chores around the house, you have lots of time to think..." Interesting that you actually feel that way, because as far as I can tell, you're not doing shit around the house AND not thinking at all. Ever. ESP Kitty's little cat turds are larger than your brain.
Ichimacchan?! What the...?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?! HOW DID YOU FIND ME?!
And shut up! You don't know that... You don't know anything! People, don't listen to him. I spend so much time thinking about stuff... When I sit down at my favorite pachinko machine, I feel connected to the earth. I was enlightened by the gambling gods! Do you have any idea of how much skill and brain power it takes to spend thousands and somehow only get 300 yen back or nothing at all each time? I'm actually a very smart guy!
Social media is NOT your thing, you antisocial freak. You have no right to come into my blog and defame in front of the whole internet! But it's okay. I forgive you, Ichimacchan, because I'm a kind, merciful oniichan.
-- Your Oniichan who definitely doesn't hold a grudge now, Osomatsu Matsuno, The Charisma legend.
