#undertaleheadcanons

| I love this adorable munchkin ♡ he's on my crush/kin list

Headcanonsss

𖧷 Papyrus accidentally stumbled on a Gordon Ramsay tutorial cooking video on YouTube. He now has to hide his video recommendations from Sans or no more internet searching-

𖧷 I think everyone agrees here that Papyrus is artistic and he is the one who designed his current outfit today. However, he will never spill the tea with who made it for him, but I think we all know Sans probably did it. What a good brother.

𖧷 Paps still sleeps with toys. He won't go to sleep until he has every single plush toy on his bed! He definitely named them 'Mr Snuggles' 'Captain Theodore the Third' and 'Sunshine'.

𖧷 After watching many movies, Papyrus still makes wrong references to them.

"May the force be with you, human! ..... That's Star Trek right?"

𖧷 Just let him have his moment....

𖧷 Undyne told him where babies come from when she drank too much soy sauce... He still believes in storks.

𖧷 He definitely wears car pjs to bed.

𖧷 Is a Katy Perry and Taylor Swift fan, but he can't decide if he's Team Katy or Team Swift. His favourite songs between them are 'California Girls' and 'Love Story'.

𖧷 Is a people pleaser and that's something Undyne is deeply afraid of if he becomes a Royal Guard.

𖧷 Paps loves the musical Hamilton.

𖧷 bonus: he watched it with Alphys more than 5x

𖧷 extra bonus: he sings the songs in the shower.

𖧷 Sans was so so so so SO close to killing Undyne when she told Papyrus Santa didn't exist. Only time she nearly soiled herself.

𖧷 extra: To repay back Sans, Undyne got Asgore to dress as Santa for Christmas Eve.

𖧷 In the early days, Papyrus watched Parkour videos. He definitely attempted them... Let's just say his bone was sticking out.

So, I️ tend to think of SwapFell a lot. It’s probably my favorite AU. So naturally, I️ have a lot of headcanons. For example…

Everything and anything is a drug. Friendliness pellets? Empathogens. The items you buy at the Snowdin store? Crack and opioids. Napstabot’s… whatever-you-call-Burgerbunny’s-booth sells psychedelics.

People in SwapFell value loyalty over anything. Disobey the orders of the Queen and you’re worse than scum. That’s one of the reasons why nobody fucks with the skelebros, why the Bunnies haven’t killed anyone yet. It’s why, when someone captures another monster, they don’t try and torture them for secrets — they know it’ll be ineffectual. Loyalty over life.

That doesn’t mean they won’t keep you.

Since loyalty is such a big thing, if you don’t save your subordinate when you can, you’re worse than trash. Kidnappers hold subordinates until they get a ransom fee, or they keep them to lure their superior. Sans has definitely had to go in and get some Bunnies and Dust people for treason against the Crown.

Asgore and Toriel grow weed. Fuck golden flowers, weed is Toriel’s thing. Asgore grows because he’s a sentimental shit and because he wants something to do.

Date-rape is a common thing. Drugs are easy to come by. People are rotten.