#undersized-hoodie

saw the post about sketch requests and i am requesting a mumbo k jumbo because moustache man go brrrrr <3

joel's hair is made of moss (he dyes it brown to look more human) but it's still regular moss and what can we do with moss? bonemeal it! the other emporers started a game called "how long can we bonemeal joel's hair without him noticing?" which laster for around two weeks.

since sausage (or pix?) confirmed that this season's events where a thousand years after the events of last season, i like to think that the "bad place" sausage had run away from was mythland, rebuilt and lawless. he was names after their last ruler in hopes that he'd be able to save their people and he built sanctuary to make that happen.

e!fwhip only has one eye! the other one is made of glass, but he's been tinkering around with it so it's basically a built-in led light at this point! the only people who know how he lost the eye in the first place are gem and sausage but they'd rather mine obsidian with their teeth than tell someone because it's fwhip's story to tell and yet he refuses to tell anyone. some people think it's because he doesn't want to relieve what was probably a horrible memory, but fwhip just really likes being cryptic!