our dm: you're sucked into a void, and you see this goddess in front of you. She's six feet tall, dark skin, long black locs. She's lounging sideways in her chair, like it's a throne --
the two queer players: *triumphant fist pumps* SHE'S GAY!!
our dm: (also queer) ... goddamnit guys that was supposed to be lowkey
queer player: You ain't slick!! she can't sit properly. She's gay.
straight player: wait... that's a thing?












