#undeadbite

Funny thing your ask was sent 3 times in my inbox Idk why lmao

dude i was wiping strawberry syrup from your face 

    She’s  just  sitting  there .

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

           ‘   get  in  line.  he  won’t  die.  ‘

        ❝ Are you even capable of getting drunk? ❞ The way the lights from the stage hit the tall bottle of vodka had shards of iridescent color spread over the wood of the bar, creating jagged shapes and glittering in the darkness of the club. This had to be his favorite time of the night, when most patrons were either already gone or mingling on the dancefloor in dizzying circles, the rest of the space unoccupied and unbothered—-it made time for a quick drink and an opportunity to speak with the one person who had the time and was willing to spend it in Xiumin’s presence. He couldn’t say he had very many friends in Busan, nor did he really have anywhere to go, but he liked to think he could count Ev on the small list of people somewhere under the ‘ friend ’ umbrella; it made it easier to be himself around the vampire, letting go of any inhibitions and simply moving with the flow of things as they happened.  That’s why, when Ev mentioned chugging the entire bottle of vodka straight, Xiumin found very little reason to argue against it.            ❝ 'Cause, otherwise it’s gonna be like me watching someone chug water, and that makes it a whole lot less impressive. ❞

❛ I feel like such a disgrace to you, so caught up in my human world, that even the stench of blood doesn't bother me anymore. I'm transformed, reborn, renewed. I'm am no longer a vampire. ❜ ( poem cred / template cred ) for undeadbite.

        “ much better. and now you’re trapped. ”