#uncoordinated

listen i just think it's funny that out of all those werewolves in hackett's quarry that night, max was the only one who seemed kinda uncoordinated and clumsy. like the way he just skidded right off the deck like a fuckin' dog on ice. he just. seemed a bit challenged. and that makes so much sense to me lmao

this uncoordinated flesh prison of mine isn’t good for anything other than knocking beverages all over the place 

The moment you trip UP the stairs, arms full, and smack your shin and the top of your foot on the edge of the stairs so hard you can’t decide whether to pass out or throw up. Yeah I’m having a day.

I'm not graceful enough to have legs

I’m never going to get married because I’ll never be coordinated enough to catch the apple.