#uncontrollable bladder

I have felt the pain of holding your pee, no thank you, I'd rather wear a diaper the rest of my life. I would rather have an uncontrollable bladder.

I have this friend...who one time brought a guy home from the most awesomest club in the whole world (im talking great music, okay people and smelly floors). This guy was a friend of a friends. They danced, they laughed, he shaked his booty, they drank some more. The night progressed, naturally with going back to hers and watching paranormal activity in her living room, whilst he drank loads of water and went to the bathroom about 20 times. They fell asleep on the couch and suddenly he got up and walked into her bedroom (because the light was on?)...she had a bad feeling about this, she followed him and warned him that "this is not the bathroom!", then left him alone in her room and when she came back he was standing in the corner of her room, peeing onto the floor and her bookshelf....and her ukulele. He let him finish peeing so that he wouldnt get startled and pee everywhere (this way it was confined to just her bookshelf). But he had just peed in her bedroom. She could not believe it. It was a drunken mess, he was a hot drunken mess. Then he passed out on her bed and she yelled at him "you just peed in my room!!!!". He got up, disoriented, apologizing and looked hella shocked and embarrassed over what he had just done. He then spent the next 5 minutes, cleaning it up with toilet paper, apologizing and swearing at himself. He threw the tissues away into a plastic bag, then ran out of her flat with the bag. Now all she has to remember him by, is the faint smell of pee in her room....and his hat that he forgot. At least she got a free hat out of it.

Would You Rather? Challenge

I'd rather be able to relieve myself at any given time than not being able to at all.