Uncle is excited. David Jones has opened at Westfield Broadway. It’s over 2 floors and brand spanking new. The displays all have a sheen, what’s on offer tempts the shopper in us all. Shop staff are all dressed in black. Uncle really wants to check out Paul Smith, which is stocked in Sydney and Melbourne stores. But disappointment sets in. There is a Paul Smith but it only stocks accessories. Uncle will not be shelling out $1030 for a black leather snatched, even though it has PS signature colours strap. Uncle had to stem his disappointment at the Majestic Tea Room, just beside David Jones. It was very frou frou. Then the ultimate embarrassment, Uncle couldn’t find his car and the 2 hours of parking is almost up. Information Conciege finds the floor Fiat LFD 888 is parked but not the exact spot. Back to Info twice by which time 2 hours had elapse and ticked over to $7. Uncle begs for pity and was given another free 1 hour. But all he wanted was find the frigging car and get out. #davidjones #westfieldnewmarket #justopened #lostcar #unclebehaviour #pity (at David Jones) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5UVTS-J4kM/?igshid=15q6lh9idk7e9