River's Haunted Diary - Ghost Date... May 20
Dad is going out of town to a reaper's convention in Las Plague-as and is leaving me in charge. WOOT! He also left me a list of Do's and Don'ts as long as my staff, of course. Here are some of my faves:
1. Do not lend the boat to your Uncle Charon. Dad says it takes a week to clean up the stray coins and that Uncle C always returned it with the fuel tank empty.
7. Do not turn this vessel into a party barge to the neglect of its primary mission. Hmmmm...
15. Do not repaint the boat. Awww... Porter and I had already picked out some screechy keen colors, too.
22. Do not use the boat to transport solids. Ha ha ha ha ha - as if!
36. Do not yell, "We're going down! We're going down! Go to the unlifeboats!" or "Captain, we've hit an iceberg!" or "GHOST KRAKEN!" It is not funny and makes the passengers nervous. Is too funny.
37. Do not tell arriving passengers that their passedports are expired, and they cannot board. This is also not funny. It can be, depends on the ghost.
50. Do look at this as a big step toward getting your scythe. I trust you and know that you will do a grave job. Thanks, Dad! I promise to make you proud.
