Stuck at work late not doing actual work just waiting on a plumbing issue that I could easily fix myself if I had the tools and a way to get there
Order some noodles from the Chinese restaurant that shares a parking lot with my office
When I go there to pick up I notice they have liquor and decide itd be nice to have a shot of Jameson
Of all things I could say to the cool young dude who works the counter after taking a shot its the boomeriest bullshit ever
"Just what the doctor ordered"
Am I washed?














