Someone pls see my vision
So I’ve seen some chatfics of when Red and Chloe are in the past, and don’t get me wrong i love them, but I have a different take on that concept
You all know I love Red angst, right? I mean, literally all of charminghearts stuff is her suffering(I have problems okay-)
Well, my idea features that(of course)
I’m terrible at explaining things, but essentially, Red gets invited to two chats—the one with the villains, and the one with the heroes
I really like the idea of her bonding with the VKs
Here are some conversations i think would happen:
Maleficent: we all have problems
Hades: well yeah but she has, like, extra problems
Red: so you won’t attack me with that?
Red: I’m really annoying, and loud, and obnoxious, and I don’t listen, and I shouldn’t exist, and-
Hook: WAITWAITWAIT BACK UP
Hook: why would that mean I should attack you??
Red: because that’s what should happen to me?
Hook: who told you that???
Hook, calling the gang: GUYS LETS GO COMMIT MURDER
Uliana: I don’t like you
Red: current members include me and my mom. Wanna be added to the Hit Red List? I’m sure I could squeeze you in between my mom and my mom and my mom
Uliana: so where does this mom of yours live-
Bridget: Red doesn’t like me:(
Ella, ready to commit murder: hold my flower babe, I’ll be right back
I really want Red to bond with the VKs okay-
They’d be like her older siblings and I N E E D that in my life
Hades types in all lowercase and uses z instead of s
Fay fake married Uli at some point, they get divorced, Fay marries Hook and Morgie, and then Hades and Maleficent(platonically)
Hades is basically a puppy
And any other stuff you want! I based most of this off of the rp group I’m in:)
I’d write this myself but like…writers block and school are kickin my ass rn
Might still write it anyways but idk
If anyone wants to write this feel free to! Just tag me when it’s done pls:)