#unaccessible

Rose Colored Boy by Paramore [SnowGlowed]

All Things End by Hozier [YouAreEnoughPhan]

You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison by MCR [OingoMyBoingos]

Kā Tevi Sauc by Citi Zēni and JJ Lush [just-about-nothing]

Let's Dance To Joy Division by The Wombats [little-alien-duck]

Wait For Me from Hadestown Cast [himbo-robot]

Rhinestone Cowboy by Glen Cowbell [Herenya-Writes]

Walk Of Life by Dire Straits [dragons-in-spaceee]

Obstacles by Koethe [fractally]

Me, I Disconnect From You (Live 1980) by Gary Numan [BogusByron]

Song score: 2.5/10= 25% Unlucky

[Three Panel Illustrated Comic titled “Story Time” with holly on either side.

Panel 1: Text at the top that reads “Once upon a time Santa extended a special invitation to his workshop for anyone who won his contest. Little did he and his planner elf expect two little wheelchair girls to win.” The background shows a sign hanging on a candy cane that reads “welcome”, with Santa’s workshop in the distance, with a long thin set of stairs leading up to the building, and a sign saying “north pole”. Santa is scratching his head in disbelief, while his planner elf looking nervous and guilty, whispers “..sshit” to Santa. Two little girls in matching dresses and wheelchairs look up to Santa. Little Lianna is shocked, and Little Jessica is in tears.

Panel 2: Scene cut to three kids sitting on a carpet, with Lianna parked in her wheelchair with an open book, reading to the children. One kid is picking his nose in the corner. The other looks to a boy who is about to speak. The boy looks at Lianna in disbelief and says “But Santa’s magical, couldn’t he use that to let the girls float in his workshop?”. Lianna responds with a slightly annoyed tone, “...OK look, the story isn’t real... But a lot of places aren’t accessible, soo be grateful and stuff.”

Panel 3: The little boy looks bored and says, “That’s super preachy.” The little girl looks to Lianna for her response. The other kid is still picking his nose. Lianna sticks out her tongue and responds “YOUR MOM’S PREACHY!!”]