#Quarantine Day Whatever +4 ๐ค๐๐๐งถ๐๐๐ When you were a kid did you ever have a secret code language that you thought was super duper cool? You and your buddy were like 000000007, you were that badass. You just knew everyone around you was seriously impressed by your mystique and intrigue. Probably made you one of the most popular kids at school, I know it did for me! #nerdalert ๐ค What if I told you that doesn't have to end at the sunset of your youth! Can you freaking believe it? Yes, you too can be ultra cool #ultracool like me! ๐ค All you need is an enthusiastic partner, or someone who understands your particular brand of weird and tolerates you, probably at this point because it is by force. Grab a piece of paper if you are feeling Realllly old school and ambitious. Don't forget a pen! You may ask, is a pencil ok? NO, absolutely not. #penlife If you are confused please see Quarantine Day Whatever #2. Oh yeah, your imagination helps, but is not necessary. Just type a text to someone and the Word Gods will grant you autocorrect nuggets, but these are ultra cool nuggets of joy. #joynuggets Confused? Awesome, let's proceed..... ๐ My Canadian Brother from Another Mother, or Andrew for short, helped my compile this ultra cool ๐ค list several years ago. We were so ahead of the curve, it's mindblowing. Fasten your seat belts and prepare to become ULTRA COOL. Workds: words that do double-overtime "I knew when my husband caught me cheating with the cheese delivery man, I better skip the words and go right for the workds to explain myself." Sork: Work "Due to coronavirus, sork is closed for the foreseeable future." Shmerds: made up words. "Who needs words when you've got shmerds!" Ditn': knitting "With all of this extra time on my hands I need to get some serious ditn' done, that baby Yoda isn't going to dit itself." ๐งถ Swave: wave like motion "It's not the motion of the ocean, it's the swave of your wave." ๐ FUBAR: (2020 revised definition) F***ed Up Banana Awesome Rainbows "You know it's awesome when it's FUBAR."#bananaawesome ๐๐ His-nitchz aka Higness: your highness "Please rise as your His-nitchz enters the room." ๐ *Continued in next post (at Atlanta, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-YxLCTHQKU/?igshid=1vm3h511fu4t9
