Gives nose/forehead kissesSephiroth, because those are easier to give to Rufus when he's on the phone.
Ever so often he'll put his hand on Rufus jaw and a fist in his hair and kiss him properly though. Might press him against the wall too, or on the desk so all the items fall on the floor.
Gets jealous the mostSephiroth is adored by many people, is loved by the paparazzi, SOLDIERs, fan clubs, civillians... so it would make sense that Rufus would be the most jealous one.
But Sephiroth is also most loyal: he's straightforward. Rufus is a snake, he manipulates and lies and talks his way where he wants to go, so Sephiroth is never quite sure if he really owns Rufus, or if it's all a big set-up. Rufus loved his Turks longer than he's loved Sephiroth. Rufus would die for his Turks - but would he die for Sephiroth? Probably not. There is a lifelong rivalry between Sephiroth and Tseng, that lessens after threesomes, but picks up when Tseng and Rufus share conversations without talking but just by looking at each other. Sephiroth can be very, very jealous of the third wheels - and the Greatest Warrior Who Ever Lived will wonder if he will ever be good enough.
[19-1-2015 21:37:12] Sephiroth [Aisha]: Imagine the SephirothxRufus OTP: ...Sephiroth killing Aerith so Tseng has no other option but love Rufus, so Ru is cared for even after Sephiroth is gone.)[19-1-2015 21:37:36] -- Rufus [Lilith]: I could see it[19-1-2015 21:39:57] Sephiroth [Aisha]: Makes me sad! D:[19-1-2015 21:40:16] -- Rufus [Lilith]: it is sad, if you think about it[19-1-2015 21:40:51] -- Rufus [Lilith]: because Tseng loved Aerith, bu settles for Rufus, and Rufus loved Sephiroth, but settles for Tseng because their others are dead. :(
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to driveSephiroth will walk to the bar, scoop Rufus up into his arms, and put him in the car with a bucket between his knees in case he wants to throw up.
"I didn't want to go out this evening to pick you up," Sephiroth will say. He frowns as he takes a turn back to the Shinra Tower. He drives extra fast, with lots of turns and stopping and starting, to make Rufus throw up with motion sickness. As the other fills the bucket, Sephiroth slides down a window. "Tomorrow morning I'll give you hangover sex." It's a threat.
Takes care of on sick daysSephiroth will take care of Rufus... and move his entire SOLDIER office to Rufus' bedroom so he can continue working with Rufus in sight.
Gives unprompted massagesSephiroth, to Rufus. He will stand behind him and massage the shoulders, and the hand he holds his phones and pens in. Sometimes his hands may wander down during phone conversations with business clients, but Rufus is a master of his own appearance.
Drives/rides shotgunRufus drives. Sephiroth watches the world slide past as if he watches a documentary. He also watches Rufus a lot: the line of his jaw, his hair, his profile, his lips. Then he'll smile faintly and look out of the window again.
Brings the other lunch at workThey will plan lunches together in which Sephiroth will vein not being familiar with the meal in front of him, and Rufus insisting he should eat it. After more pressure, Sephiroth will take a bite from Rufus' fork... sexily. He moans in appreciation - who knew salmon could taste so good?
Has the better parental relationshipSephiroth has a longlasting standing jealousy with regards to Mrs. Shinra. A doting mother who loves her son, challenges the father figure, shows off her child, is there for him... and kisses the top of his head, helps him, and laughs softly to him in encouragement at public events? It's all Sephiroth wishes he had, and maybe if he has Rufus, he can perhaps have a grasp on Lilith, too.
Should she call him 'son', he'll have to take several minutes to get over the shock.
Tries to start role-playing in bed"You're not a god and I'm not going to pray for your co- unf!"
Embarrassingly drunk dancerSephiroth, but nobody stops him because the White President is enjoying the view while sipping a glass of wine himself.
Still cries watching Titanic"Come on," Sephiroth gestures to the screen. "That raft is plenty big enough for the both of them.""Shuddup, it's just a movie.""Then why are you crying?""It's a good movie."
Firmly believes in couples costumes"I'm not wearing a black tuxedo, I will look like a Turk. Give me something white."
Breaks the expensive gift rule during ChristmasSephiroth breaks it, by developing photos of the two together, putting them in cheap frames, and giving those to Rufus. Total: less than 20 gil. Look on Rufus face: priceless.
Please tell me this isn't plastic...
Makes the other eat breakfastSephiroth always gets up first. He makes breakfast, and after the appropriate amount of morning kisses he will sit behind Rufus and feed it to him in small bites.
Remembers anniversariesSephiroth does. He likes to count his victories.
Brings up having kidsIt's an unspoken rule neither of them mentions this topic because Sephiroth is still too keen on destroying the world, while Rufus tries to save it.
Drags the other person into of the water on beach daySephiroth pushes his wet hair back with one hand as the waves crash against his broad shoulders. He'll look at Rufus, and beckon.
Rufus will lift his middle finger.
Sephiroth will go to the sunbathing Most Influential Man on the Planet, pick him up by the sides, and carry him to the beach. When he's ankle-deep in the water, he will hurl Rufus several meters vertically through the air and over the water - until Rufus collides with a wave and looks like a gasping, furious, drowned cat.