#ultimateshc

Ah, darn--It's been so long since I last wrote something. I don't really have an excuse as to why I was gone, but I hope you enjoy this nonetheless.

-mod Maizono

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Being in a poly relationship with Kiibo and Rantaro HCs:

You've liked them both for a long time, so it was a dream come true when they confessed

They first thought that you were going to choose between them, so it came as a shock, when you suggested a polyamorous relationship

Rantaro agreed almost instantly, but you had to explain to Kiibo what those were.

Once you three are in a relationship, Rantaro plans 94% of the dates, since it's not his first time on the Rodeo

They're either a success, or they're just tiring, and not as fun as he'd thought they would be

There's no in-between

Cuddles are a different story though...

Not only because there's three of you, but also because Kiibo's well...made of hard metal, but somehow you manage

Plus, he has a built in heater, (the courtesy of Miu) which really helps when the nights get cold

Neither of them get jealous easily, so that's not really a problem

Sure, people look at you strangely and sometimes spread gossip, not only because you're in a poly relationship, but also because one of them is a robot

You've learned to ignore it, but if it gets to you, they're always there to comfort you and reassure you that those people are wrong

Your request is my command!

"Get back here, you little prick!" Kaito's loud voice boomed through the hallway as he was chasing the mini Hitler himself.

Two thin arms wrapped around your waist, and you immediately knew what was going on. You could almost feel the smirk on Kokichi's face, as Kaito halted right in front of you, visibly frozen in fear.

You were semi-well known and a feared member of some yakuza clan. No one dared to mess with you, and those who did, learned their lesson.

Kokichi took your overprotectiveness to his advantage. He would often drop random objects in front of people, then proceeded to watch in amusement as they nearly got their head bitten off by you, for just standing too close to him, when they tried to return it to him.

You weren't particularly intimidating, the only thing that made you look scary was the huge combat knife in your dominant hand. Since you never actually killed anyone, Kaito thought it'd be fine to shove you aside and grab the purple haired devil by the scarf.

Big mistake.

The next thing he knew, he was slammed against a wall with a loud *THUD* and the combat knife that was in your pocket just a second ago was firmly pressed against his neck.

"Try to touch him again, and I promise I will f*cking end you!" Your eyes darkened and your usually calm voice was dripping with venom.

Kaito looked like he was about to soil his pants, but managed to keep standing. A thin line of pink blood dripped down his neck from where you were holding the knife.

Kokichi became worried at this point. Surely, you weren't going to kill him, right? He knew how the yakuza deals with people who disrespect them and it certainly isn't pretty. Brushing off the drop of sweat that appeared on his forehead, he casually walked over there, with hands behind his head.

He put his hand on your shoulder and smiled before saying,

"Nishishi~ Don't be so rough with him. He barely touched me, see?"

Upon noticing him, your glare softened and your hands dropped to your side, giving Kaito just enough time to run away. Probably to find Maki and plan his revenge.

There was a moment of uncomfortable silence until Kokichi decided to break it with;

"I guess you really are a cut above the rest. Nishishi~"

It's been too long since I wrote something.

-mod Maizono

Shuichi Saihara:

When Miu had asked you about doing 'it', he didn't mean to eavesdrop

He just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time

However, he didn't actually expect you to say that you've done it before

...A lot

Even to your pet...

His initial reactions were shock and a bit of disgust, yet he refused to confront you about it

Until he couldn't take it anymore

The confrontation was awkward, as Shuichi kept beating around the bush

When he finally spit it out, you looked at him in confusion, before bursting into laughter

You admitted that you'd sometimes pepper your pet with little kisses, but would never actually do the dirty with it

He breathed out a sigh of relief and hugged you tightly

He kept cursing his mind for coming up with that conclusion, despite knowing how innocent you actually were

Let's just say, now he makes sure to know the full story before making any conclusions

Rantaro Amami:

It happened when Kiibo approached you with questions about 'it'

You clearly weren't the right person to go to, but...

Rantaro had been sitting next to you the whole time, yet when you admitted to allegedly...um, making love to your pet, it didn't bother him as much as it should

Sure, he found it strange, but he remembers travelling to some place where things like these were perfectly normal

Nothing could surprise him anymore

Besides, who was he to tell you what to do?

He doesn't question you about it

When everything resolves and it turns out that you didn't actually sleep with your pet, he sighs in relief

He should've known that you were way too pure for that

But he'll never let you live it down