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Gargoyles

Pebblers are all well and bad, but your average rock is pretty stiff. That's why we're gonna use Gargoyles too! Oh, yes... they may be in the gutter now, but when I get hold of 'em, they'll scare the living daylights out of everybody. Over in Ghoulia there's the coolest selection of Gargoyles to choose from. I'll just zap 'em to life and we'll have an instant squadron of flying fighters!

GARGOYLES

HOBBY: PLAYING DUCKS AND DRAKES

FAVOURITE SAYING: THEY DON'T TALK MUCH. STONY SILENCE.

SPECIAL SKILLS: TEAM AEROBATICS

LITTLE-KNOWN FACT: ON THE WEEKENDS, THEY LIKE TO SCREAM AND SPOUT!

Not every statue will have what it takes to join our hurricane horde of hardcore troublemakers. I mean, when you're up in the sky like me, you have to maintain extremely HIGH standards. And Gargoyles fly a lot (that's what the wings are for). Here's a little guide on how to get into my Gang of Gargoyles.

FIRST, CARVE OUT YOUR LIFE AS A STATUE. (A REALLY UGLY ONE WITH WINGS.)

SIT HUNCHED IN A BUILDING FOR MANY YEARS.

HAVE A NASTY TEMPER (WHICH YOU'LL GET FROM THE CONSTANT BUM PAIN FROM SITTING ON A BUILDING FOR MANY YEARS).

WAIT FOR AN EVIL CLOUD TO FLOAT INTO YOUR LIFE, THEN ZAAAAAPPPPPP!

'VOLT' OUTTS THE GUTTER, FLAP THOSE WINGS AND FLY!

STRETCH WHILE CREATING CHAOS.

SERVE YOUR MASTER, MONSTROX. DO WHATEVER THE GREAT CLOUD SAYS.

Roberto Arnoldi

Sometimes I feel like there's a bit of an artist in me. And because one artist attracts another, my path and Arnoldi's path had to cross sooner or later. He dreamed of creating incredible statues and I made that happen right away... by zapping them! Now, he's rhe most famous sculptor in Knightonia, ans I've got an even bigger, scarier army. I adore the coming together of great minds. (And even with those less great, if they have a bone to pick with the king too!) To be blunt, Arnoldi ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, as he tends to take things very literally. But that makes him VERY easy to control.

ROBERTO ARNOLDI

PROFESSION: SCULPTOR

CHARM: NONE (HE'S AN ARTIST. HE'S DRIVEN BY INNER DEMONS.)

SPECIAL SKILLS: CARVING, SCULPTING, AND CHISELLING

HOBBY: STYLING HIS MOUSTACHE (DON'T TELL HIM I TOLD YOU.)

MAIN TRAIT: HE HAS ROCKS IN HIS HEAD (LITERALLY.)

GNOMES - ANGULAR LITTLE GARDEN GNOMES THAT ARE GOOD AT TEARING UP A TOWN.

A MODERN SCULPTURE - CRITICS SAY IT'S VERY AVERAGE. I HATE IT. I'M A CLASSICAL KIND OF EVIL SORCEROR.

JESTRO'S HQ - HERE'S THE NEW ROLLING HEADQUARTERS. NOTICE IT'S SHAPED LIKE A HEAD. MR LITERAL STRIKES!

Arnoldi's Gnomes

We need to form an army quickly! So, when I saw that Arnoldi was carving some garden gnomes the other day, I zapped them without thinking twice. But once I did that, those gnomes got pretty nasty! And now they're crazy, crafty, and cruel too! They're gonna be great for tearing up towns.

THINGS EVIL GNOMES ARE GOOD FOR (BEFORE BEING ZAPPED)

BEING TENT PEGS (WHEN YOU SET UP BASE CAMP).

STANDING IN AS BOWLING PINS (WHEN YOU NEED TO PRACTICE ACCURACY).

BEING DARTS AND/OR TOOTHPICKS FOR GIANTS.

BEING USED AS EARPLUGS FOR ROGULS WHEN THEY ARE FED UP WITH THE HARPIES.

STARRING AS EXTRAS IN ARNOLDI'S FUTURE BIOPIC, WHICH WILL BE PART OF MY (SORRY, OUR) FUTURE BIOPIC, OF COURSE.

The Three Harpies

You wanna know why Roguls need earplugs? Hildra, Ingrid, and Ulrika are sisters known as 'the Three Harpies' and they can make as much noise as a stadium full of screaming rock fans. Each one has a cool, unique weapon and a terrifyingly loud scream. They'll be more than perfect for my Stone Army. Now I'm gonna bring 'em back to life as flying Harpies, and they'll be swooping in, gaving everyone else something to scream about! Creepy fact - they're so connected to each other they finish each other's sentences:

'Get us...'

'...Three burgers and fries...'

'...Pronto!'

ULRIKA

HOBBY: COMMENTING ON COOKING SHOWS

LOVES: SHRIEKING AT PEOPLE

HATES: POWER CUTS

HILDA

HOBBY: TAKING PART IN SCREAMING CONTESTS

LOVES: PLAYING THE ACCORDION AND THE UKELELE (AT THE SAME TIME, UNFORTUNATELY)

HATES: THOSE WITH HEARTS NOT MADE OF STONE

INGRID

HOBBY: WATCHING ROCKBALL MATCHES

LOVES: PLAYING 'ANGRY HARPIES'

HATES: HER SISTERS' HOBBIES

General Garg

Can you hear that loud, nonstop tooth-grinding? Only one creature can make such a terrible noise: General Garg! He's a tough stone (and not very bright) war machine. He'll be an excellent leader for my - sorry, strike that, our - army. Ha! It's easy to spot him as he's kind of burned-looking. You wanna know why? Back in the day when that Mer-loser and I were fighting, he turned a whole bunch of warriors into stone Gargoyles and I fired a bunch of fireballs at Merlok. I, uh, missed. They hit Garg and, well, he ended up barbecued. He took it well though, and he's gonna be back to his evil self again when I zap him back to life - just a little bit more chargrilled than before.

GENERAL GARG

PROFESSION: GENERAL. JUST GENERAL.

CHARM: NONE

SECRET HOBBY: GROWINF EXOTIC MOSS VARIETIES ON HIS BACK

HATES: TO BE TAKEN FOR GRANITE

MAIN TRAIT: GRINDING HIS TEETH, MAKING A TERRIBLE SOUND

GENERAL GARG'S FAVOURITE FLYING MOVES

THE DIVIN' DESTRUCTO - START HIGH ABOVE YOUR FOE AND THEN SWOOP DOWN ON THEM. THEY'LL NEVER SEE YOU COMING!

THE GARGLING GARGOYLE - WAIT FOR YOUR ENEMY TO TAKE A DRINK, AND THEN TRAP THEM IN YOUR FLAPPING WINGS. SOON THEY'LL BE GARGLING AS THEY TRY TO SCREAM!