#uhq.starter

“It’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine.”

“Oi, I’ll have what they’re having. No, really, what the hell is that?”

“No, I don’t need to calm down, I need to work. Now are you going to help or not?”

“And then this guy said something along the lines of ‘that could be healed with a Wiggenweld’ and, obviously, it was much more minor than a simple Wiggenweld could handle, unless it was my own blend of Wiggenweld... sorry am I boring you?”

“I drank a gallon of cider all by myself. I regret nothing.”

“You give kids apples for Halloween? What kind of monster does that?!” 

“You ever realize that the fall smell everyone loves so much is just the scent of dying plants?”

“Are you going to help me carve these pumpkins or not?”