#uhmmmyeahsurewhynot

@almostfancy has asked me to name five things that make me happy. Let’s do this. First five that come to mind. Won’t overthink this. Ok let’s jump. Ok here (Like how i’m taking my sweet time not overthinking this?)

-podcasts- my current fave source of entertainment. - shrimps- did I ever tell you that time I ate 91 at a Florida buffet when I was 10? - the late late show intro song, - cotton - making stuff/object/dogs talk. I spend my day inventing conversations around me. Sometimes I don’t even notice I’m doing until I make myself laugh.

It’s harder than you think. Not allowed to use google. Every answer must start with the first letter of your name.

Thanks for tagging me @glitterandchaos :D

Name: Maegan


Animal: Marmot


Boys name: Marcus


Girls name: Miranda


Color: Maroon


Favorite film: Monsters


Something you wear: Mascara

Drink: Martini


Food: Muffaletta


Something found in bathroom: Mirror


Place: Montana


Reason to be late: Motherhood

9. I’m a fucking goddess at baking cookies so I’ll choose that.

10. I like fog, but I’m cool with rain as long as she doesn’t bring her bitchy friend, wind.

12. Ghosts V.S. Wizards

Wizards. Definitely wizards.

20. Blankets V.S. Pillows

Blankets.

23. Red Leaves V.S. Orange Leaves

6. Can you do a split? Used to be able to, but now... not so much. I’d imagine that I could again if I put the time and effort into limbering up again.

36. Can you whistle? Yep! And I’m one of those annoying people who does it when they’re bored, embarrassed, or trying really hard to seem casual.

My other pup. Mercredi the wheaten terrier.

This one is my aunts. I get to puppysit him quite a lot but even a lot is never long enough. A sensitive anxious beauty. He spends too much time alone in a house thats surrounded by odd noises and is not walked nearly enough. (As in rarely)

When I get to take care of him, I can see him getting less and less anxious every day. I make sure he gets plenty of exercise and visits from people who love him.

He’s a very playful dog. Will steal socks for you to run after him. He’s a kind snuggle muppet. Likes to seat next to you on the couch and let himself slowly fall until he’s as much on you as possible. He’s always ready to learn something new. He hates screaming. He loves little dogs a bit too much. Its sometimes awkward. He likes to eat his food one piece at a time if someone is in the kitchen at the same time. He loves jumping in water. From ponds to bathtubs to rivers or even pools (even though his stomach doesn’t like that last one).

He’s a sweet eccentric canine.

I love him very dearly. Him wagging his little tail in the morning while still lying down, just eagerly awaiting a wake up kiss makes me smile every time.

Sorry I didn’t see this earlier!

21: What are your bad habits?

Hmm - probably being lazy, both physically and when it comes to cleaning.

32: Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

Oh… um, I would say probably Darren Criss and jeeez… Chris Hemsworth. Mmm

51: Ever wished you were someone else?

Sometimes, but not as often anymore. When I was younger, I would want to be someone else, but as I’ve grown, I’ve become pretty content with my life, even if it has it’s daily annoyances and struggles.