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What is wrong with society today? Everyone is wanting the unobtainable. Straight Girls want Channing Tatum. Gay and Guys wanna be Channing Tatum. Gay guys want Channing Tatum. Straight guys want a girl that looks as good as Nicki Minaj but somehow expect that everything their girl has will be real. Girls want to look like Nicki Minaj. The whole Barbie to anorexic nervous epidemic is now officially on crack. What the ever loving f***?! It’s stuff like this that ruins it for guys and girls who want something meaningful that doesn’t focus on the sexuality but rather the personality. Nicki is not a nice person. Channing is a tool. My boyfriend is a god. “There is much perfection in imperfection.” Don’t know who said that but it was somebody. That’s my opinion for the day. #savage #nickiminaj #channingtatum #imperfections #perfection #unobtainable #fucksociety #bitchplease #ughstats

So I’m listening to this podcast I listen to every Tuesday morning and these girls make an excellent point. You know how people get flowers and the card says “from: your secret admirer” (or something like that) and the florist is sort of in on it and won’t tell you who it is? People always say it’s romantic and thrilling. But these baes have a different opinion that makes TOTAL sense: it’s kinda freaky. Like you don’t know if this guy or girl is some creepy stalker who could have whole shrine to you builtin their closet or if it’s a hot guy that will turn out to be some kinda murderer. Like wtf?! Luckily nobody ever buys me flowers or sends me a love letter. I’m safe. 😂 #almost30podcast #creepynotions #ughstats #thankfully #undatable #yasss (at My Home)

Just went live with a friend and was so awkward and self-conscious that never happens with me when I go live on LiveMe. Wtf?! 😱 #ughstats