[Everyone stood around a broken coffee maker]
Megamind: Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Wayne: ...I did! I broke it.
Megamind: No. No you didn't. Bernard?
Bernard: Don't look at me. Look at Roxanne.
Roxanne: What?! I didn't break it!!
Bernard: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Roxanne: Because it's sitting right in front of us, broken!!
Bernard: *squints* Suspicious.
Roxanne: No, it's not!
Minion: If it matters, probably not, but you were the last one to use it.
Megamind: Liar! I don't even drink that stuff!
Minion: *raises brow* Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Megamind: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Minion!
Wayne: Okay, okay! Let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Megs.
Megamind: No! Who broke it?!
Bernard: Megamind... Hal's been awfully quiet.
Hal: Really?
Bernard: Yeah, really!
[Everyone starts yelling and arguing]
Megamind to a brainbot camera: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I shot it with my de-gun. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war painting their faces and a pig head on a stick. *turns to look look the group and smirks* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
