#ufotd

This is my new series. "Useless Fact Of The Day" Did you know that I used to work for blue man. You know? The guys got blue faces and do crazy stuff. Them. It was fun. One of the greatest work places I worked for.

Showering makes me really itchy.

I really want to make my own theremin.

#porkyadolf #ufotd #geeqs #uglyfaces 9

I lost my blue pen that I write all of my to-do lists with. I even named the shade of blue; to-do list blue.

There is a cricket on the ceiling. 

Sometimes if I make a major cock up, I like to think about how many other people have made the same mistake on the same day. Today I'm wondering how many people have gone swimming with their phone in their pocket.

Chloe and I accidentally saw the olympic torch today.