#udog

1. First impression: ‘oh jeebz this popular creator is in my server oh man oh boy’ ‘oh jeebz this popular creator seems a little quirky’ ‘oh jeebz this popular creator is a clown’

2. Truth is: you are very swag and I Feel It when u respond with the hugging emoji

3. How old do you look: I don’t physically think you can be any older than college age so probably like. 20. Of course your gecko looks ageless and very kind

4. Have you ever made me laugh: need I say anything more than Piss

5. Have you ever made me mad: you did make me tear up once but that wasn’t anger also no you haven’t I just wanted to tell you that first part

6. Best feature: I could go with the obvious but instead I’m going to hit u harder than that and say that since you were one of the first artists we took a chance on when we started using Tarrey town to branch out I genuinely think that you made our server a brighter place that was only further removed from the reason we made it. The connection to something so horrific kept a heavy weight over every conversation we had there until people like you came and really helped me get back to realizing that carefully cultivated fandom is still such a great place to be because you can meet so many amazing people there. People like you who actively put light into everything you touch. Also the piss

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: I do admit that I have been one to lay a gentle kiss on a reptile’s little head but they have all been within my age range and unfortunately you are a boomer . So solid no

most of it doesn't work anymore, but what DOES work is the about section, which gives you a little overview of the characters. it's pretty solid up until you actually look at Underdog/Shoeshine's portions.

it calls Underdog a beagle (and might be the origin of it), and specifically points out that he has an enhanced sense of smell.

...but most notably, it says that Shoeshine transforms in a mailbox!

(ignore the phone booth on the home page. ignore itttt)

as far as i know the only time Shoeshine tries to do this is in the American Mythology Free Comic Book Day issue...... in 2017

ever since the reboot came out, the desire for "underdog with team of heroes" has been so strong