do you ever get tired of code switching (i guess?) between terminally online doggyspeak and Professional Engineering Language?
Has your vocabulary of online dog puns recently been significantly expanded?
Have you ever had to go an extended period of time without medication that you rely on to, among other things, help you maintain awareness of your mannerisms and control your impulses?
Have you ever had to provide a quick update to a groupchat of 6 senior engineers about a project you're in charge of?
Have you perhaps stayed up too late the night before and come in to work far too sleepy?
If so, you should really, really make sure to reread your messages before you send them, else you may end up sending something like
"woof! well I don't see why it wouldn't be pawsible."
to a group of your superiors
