#typical engineers

I don’t remember absolutely anything of what I dreamed last night except a part where I was trying to balance two forks on the edge of a glass while I was in my kitchen when suddenly Abner Van-fucking-Slyk burst into the room, snatched everything away from my hands, taped the whole thing together in that position so it couldn’t move and slammed the glass back on the table. Then he walked out and slammed the door behind him. Neither of us uttered a single word the whole time.