Nov 15, 2017
Boyfriend: you're mad at american horror story, not me. I forgive you.
Me: I am. I am. I hate ryan murphy.
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Boyfriend: you're mad at american horror story, not me. I forgive you.
Me: I am. I am. I hate ryan murphy.
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A Typical Conversation With Darkiplier.
Me:Hey Dark!
Dark:*glares at me like he wants to murder me brutally*
Me:*not phased by his glare* How was your day?
Dark:*puts a knife to my throat, snarling slightly*
Me:*gets a small cut from the knife* That's nice. So what do you want for dinner?
Dark:*scoffs and removes the knife from my neck*
Me:*smiles* Salisbury steak and potatoes it is!
Friend: Maybe instead of hey let's say potato?
Me: Potato.
Me: hold on I'm trying to take my choker off
Matt: oh, why don't you take it off then
Me: I just said I'm trying to take it off
Matt: oh.... well take it off
Me: I said I'm trying
Me: I'm smart sometimes.
Friend: Only sometimes?
Me: For the rest of the time I'm extremely charming, funny and intelligent.
Friend: And modest.
Me: I didn't mention it because, you know, modesty.
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"Even Aphrodite cries at your beauty"
colab problems
VESPAtical Murder: colab pls help me
Adox "AMV" O'Graphist: is it an elf problem
[Ryan "actorsAllusion" Hoyle] Knight of Ships: is it a facebook problem?
VESPAtical Murder: no it's a meatball problem
Typical Conversation with Geebs
G: Do you ever have farts that burn? M: ...Farts? G: Yeah. Farts! M: ...No? I've never had that happen to me... G: Oh my God. You haven't lived! It's such a rush! This is why he's my bestfriend! i-have-a-life-i-swear